Last Thursday night was one of the craziest nights I have had in several years. I have been living with this really hot girl named Danita. She is as dumb as a sack of rocks but being a nympho makes up for her severe lack of intelligence.
I had to go to one of my company's other offices for a week to help with a contract and finished up a day early. Since I was going to come home sooner than planned, I thought I would surprise my girlfriend and not call her to let her know that I was coming home. She had been telling me how much she missed me and how life just was not the same without me around, not!
I live east of Toledo in the country, and my house is fairly isolated, and has a large deep pond right behind my house. I get back to the house and when I got to the top of the hill before turning into my drive way, I spot some gleaming chrome sitting beside my house. It was three harley Davidsons.
I parked my truck down the road and quietly walked down to my house. I could hear nothing until I got to the end of the house by the bedroom. The window was open slightly so I stooped down below the window and the biatch was gang banging all three of these Harley dudes.
I was totally shocked that she would do this in my house and soon began going mentally burserk. My first thought was to run into the house and kill these guys with my bare hands. I went around to where the bikes were parked and noticed that they were sitting where they could easily be rolled off the boat dock right into the pond.
Since this girl was really not one that I would care to keep around for the rest of my life, I thought, why not teach the Harley dudes a lesson and then just throw her out.
I quietly rolled each Harley down the hill, off the dock, and into about 23 feet of water. Then I hid and listened for a while.
After all of the nympho screaming stopped, about 30 minutes later these guys came out of the house ready to ride.
They freaked out when they realized that their bikes were gone and I could hear them discussing whether they should call the cops or not because they knew me and my reputation, and knew that if I heard what was going on while I was away that I would come lookinng for them.
One said that if they call their wives to come and get them, that the wives would ask too many questions and would soon lead to big problems, what a bunch of wimps!
They made about 10 phone calls until they found a buddy to come and get them. I went to a hotel and spent the night, came home the following evening and threw the Sl*t out of my house with all of her stuff she had kept moving in over the past four months.
I told her that this relationship just wasn't working and I had found another girl that made me happy.
I am now just wondering what to do with the new boat anchors sitting below my dock, I think I will simply let them rust away!
I am really proud of the fact that I did not beat them to a pulp and get thrown in jail, I guess that I am truly starting to grow up! Are you proud of me or what?
True story.........Evil14
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