Joe: A, I parked my H-2 and the kickstand fell over.
A: Joe, you mean the bike fell over. How are the canards?
Joe: Ah, I don't wanna talk about it.
A: You know Joe, that's going to bump up your insurance rate no canard guards.
Joe: Who has those? The bike is 4 hours old out of the dealer.
A: See that telephone pole? That looks like it's far enough out to clear.
Joe: I canard even split lanes now
A: Yeah, you'll be banging off cars right and left.
Joe: I bought this sigh unseen.
A: That's beyond belief, you stupid or what?
Joe: I'm gonna sell it. My son beat me with my old 14.
A: Is that why your car sits outside?
Joe: Yep.
A: Why not park it on the canards and forgo the side stand.
Joe: I tried. But I get a call from Mr.Rutan asking me who's side I'm on?
A : I hear the gas cap is a bitch to get off.
Joe: I'm going on line to complain. This is the last beyond belief I'm going to buy.
A: Any doughnuts around?
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