Nevermind. There's no point, now.

You may want to revisit fat chicks at Walmart. Check this out, fat chick in the middle while you and your pooch tag teaming opposite ends and have a plate of food on her back. If not for yourself, do it for the dog.

Hag,
You probably feel like not enough people contributed to your post, so I'll try to revive it from a different angle.

You have been blessed by the 'hair gods' with a mane that would make Yannih jealous. So, my suggestion would be to lose 100lbs with vigorous cardio by walking/ running your dog. Next, start blasting equipoise. True, it is designed for horses, but the side effects are mild and wont make you lose hair. Next, start taking dance classes, ones with a pole. In no time, you can be Pittsburgh's newest Chippendale sensation. And yes, you can wear your pocket protector for your act.

Guess what, no more fat chicks at walmart. Instead, it will be recent divorced mamas, throwing their husbands $ at your crotch. No more disinterest, you will be doing lines from their asses. And Ron Jeremy will think of you as the son he never had. WATT!

* Last updated by: knovikov on 12/24/2017 @ 8:56 PM *

The pictured beastie abhors running and has a healthy distaste for walking. I am gonna slim down... without the use of horse semen.

Knov, how do you know me so well?

I actually hung the above pic of that finely follicled specimen Hag and the Queen in my bathroom for when my wife isn't around and wasn't going to tell anyone.
But you've seen through me like cheap celophane...

I am very impressed.

* Last updated by: yannih on 12/24/2017 @ 11:33 PM *

You Yanman might be impressed,me?I'm a tad worried about you right about now.

Only a tad Green???

I'd hate to see what it takes for you to be 100% off the cuff worried!

Holy shit! Yannih, you are a music legend and on behalf of this site, we humbly bow in your presence. When you played that piano on top of the volcano, with wind howling and your hair blowing gave me emotions I've never felt before. I'm a bit perplexed as to why you married that dried up old slag who keeps sticking her face into your artistic endeavors. As if she has something useful to contribute - drop that bitch. She is like Yoko Ono to the Beatles.

Hag, I'm afraid "slimming down" aint gonna cut it. Thats what a fat girl says when she cant fit her hooves into her shoes. I can see with you extreme measures must be taken. So, I recommend DMP. True, it is not recommended for human consumption (its a fertilizer) But it can burn thru 1 lb of fat per day. Be careful, not to take too much, or it will raise your temperature so high it will cook your brain.
If exercise is not your thing, we understand. Start off slow, like writing 2 sentences instead of your usual one liners. Use this site as your support system.

I would just like to know if there is a workout routine to grow hair. I think mine might be working but it is mostly coming out on my back.

Forget it Rook. I thought this thread had potential, even more than Koflas "Photo you took today" it started off great, with your butt pic. Then the nice guys came in and ruined everything. I dont need to see any more zx14 pics - ok. Just pick up the pieces and move on.

Hey Knov, thats my missus you're talking about!
Mind you, it always did annoy me that she had longer flowing hair than me.
But no matter how hard she tried, at least she could never compete with my mo...

"Mo.." mojo, monstrosity, mobility .. I give up.
I just get worked up when a dude does something with his life, then some ho moves in and starts taking credit for his work. Next thing you know, you're on top of volcano with a burning piano for some reason, helicopters whirling overhead, and you're trying to play a tune. Meanwhile, your wife is in a safe zone with her hands clasped praying.
Next thing you know, a burning boulder hits you on the head and you plunge into a lava pool. The last thought you have is, why did I let her convince me to do this? Dont worry mate, she'll be handsomely rewarded for her courage after your demise. Kofla will there to provide grief counseling. Meanwhile, Hag and his dog will barely budge from the couch.

it started off great, with your butt pic.

Kofla will there to provide grief counseling

Better check, Kofla may still be in grief counseling, it's only been 11m ya know!

Fellers, I do not take full responsibility for my postings last few days. You see, I bought a twelve pack just to make it thru Christmas. For someone who dont drink, that is a lot of alcohol to process. My mind was held hostage and raped at the same time. Now I am looking at a twelve step recovery. With that said, let the healing begin.

* Last updated by: knovikov on 12/26/2017 @ 1:08 PM *

Butt Lock and the Constipatiors are playing this weekend if anyone is interested.

I just spotted Butt Lock practicing for the next gig...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=yEPfPvEMm2c

I now have PTSD.

that's like george on Seinfeld. All he needs now is a sandwich.

Squash Your Junk and the Tight Pants are playing this weekend if anyone is uninterested...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWxJx_-JjDE

"I think mine might be working but it is mostly coming out on my back"...too funny!.

"Abhors running and has a healthy distaste for walking". I've never met a dog that fits those words. Lab, shepherd, boston terriers, mutts.....say the "w-word" and they all go nuts.

"Abhors running and has a healthy distaste for walking". I've never met a dog that fits those words. Lab, shepherd, boston terriers, mutts.....say the "w-word" and they all go nuts.

Danes are a little different. I miss mine.