Donald Trump steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "Donald Trump sucks!" written in urine across the snow.

Well, he's pretty annoyed about this so he storms into his security staff's headquarters, and yells, "Somebody wrote an insult in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Whoever did it had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"

The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.

Trump hollers, "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and find out who did it! I want an answer, and I want it tonight!"

The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits.

Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, "Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?"

Trump says, "Give me the bad news first."

The officer says, "Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Mike Pence’s urine."

Trump says, "Oh my god, I feel so... so... betrayed! My own vice president! Damn. ...Well, what’s the really bad news?"

The officer replies, "Well Mr. President, it's Melania's handwriting."

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Kofla, you make jokes!

But note I have always said you are not consistent with your negative comments and you just supplied the proof.
Why are you not smashing into the massively corrupt individuals exposed in the FISA memo?
Instead you are still continuing to smash into Trump as if he's the only game in town?

Not cool mate...

As much as I did not agree with much of what our last President stood for I knew in my heart that everything happens for a reason. It was only a matter of time before change would happen and I knew this.
I believe in the "right to be". I must allow others to be whatever it is that they want to be because I want that same right myself although I do find it amazing what many people choose to be, even after many years of living their lives.

Maturity is not a given at a certain age. It is not something that you automatically inherit at a certain age. This post is quite clearly evidence of that. Having not heard anything slanderous from this OP for a few weeks I had the hope that maybe he was experiencing some Wisdom. That hope was shattered today.
Ride safe.

Go Kawasaki! - Go Navy!

LOL...I thought the humor was WAY funny!Way ta go Kof!Go TRUMP!MAGA;)

I still want to see the Ruski video of the Hooker pissing on el Presidente

That will be some funny shit!

LOL...I thought the humor was WAY funny!Way ta go Kof!Go TRUMP!MAGA;)

+1!! Hillary loosing has definitely improved my sense of humor.

Interesting.They all have the same uniform number...????Hidden message Kof?

Kofla, you make jokes!
But note I have always said you are not consistent with your negative comments and you just supplied the proof.
Why are you not smashing into the massively corrupt individuals exposed in the FISA memo?
Instead you are still continuing to smash into Trump as if he's the only game in town?
Not cool mate...

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And I have always said that despite your denials, you are a closeted orange kool-aid drinker. This FISA memo is a nothing burger, a dud. Devin's memo whiffed like a fart in a hurricane.

Devin Nunes has gone from chairman of the Committee on Intelligence to the GOP laughingstock.

Hyped all week...like it was going to clear up Trump's stifling paranoia about Mueller taking him to the cleaners, and instead it was as inconsequential as an anticipated YAWN...

The real scandal is watching the Republican party turn into a bunch of leftists complaining about how corrupt the FBI is. Welcome to the new republican party, consisting of a group of paranoids that no longer trust the government...but yet they are the government.

BTW, Nunes did not read the background material and Trey Gowdy wrote the memo. Trey Gowdy, a very respected Republican member of Congress who helped draft the memo was the person who looked at the underlying FISA application.

This is what Try Gowdy tweeted: "As I have said repeatedly, I also remain 100% confident on special counsel Robert Mueller. The contents of this memo do not in any way discredit his investigation."

Maybe in that declassified document there is evidence that the FBI tricked Trump into saying that Mexico would pay for the wall.

btw, despite the CIA, FBI, and National Security Agencies jointly stated that the Russian government conducted a sophisticated campaign to influence the recent election, our so called "law and order" president continues to attack our own FBI and Justice Department. And to top it all off, Comrade Trump refused last week to impose new sanctions on Russia, despite a new law designed to punish Moscow meddling.

All this memo does is reaffirm the belief that Trump has done something and the Republicans are trying to cover it up for him. Pathetic!

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Maturity is not a given at a certain age. It is not something that you automatically inherit at a certain age. This post is quite clearly evidence of that. Having not heard anything slanderous from this OP for a few weeks I had the hope that maybe he was experiencing some Wisdom. That hope was shattered today.

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To answer your comment, let me use yanni's words from Rudy's Barber Shop Humor thread: ...."It's just a joke FFS...."

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LOL...I thought the humor was WAY funny!Way ta go Kof!Go TRUMP!MAGA;)

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I thought it was funny indeed!

MAGA: Making America Pay Stormy Daniels Again.

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I still want to see the Ruski video of the Hooker pissing on el Presidente
That will be some funny shit!

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Me too, there is nothing more romantic than a golden shower, I would love to see the pee pee tape. At least we have the Stormy Daniels video spanking Comrade Trump....... lol

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Said the guy from filthydelphia.Not going for it this time.Truths out pal,no changing it.

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You must be a New England Patriot fan. It was a delicious victory, but then again, there's always next year. You can't make something like this make you cry in your beer.... Go Eagles!

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I was referencing your filthy city and its crime and poverty.Those fans really showed some class last night didn't they?Ile bet you were right in the middle of it weren't you?

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Tell me something I don't know. Instead of berating Philadelphia, maybe you need to put your efforts cleaning up your own backyard. Unless you are one of those people peddling drugs in your community, of course.

Anyway, there's no great mystery why Tennessee is so dangerous....

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Tennessee
- Violent crimes per 100,000: 643.6
- Poverty rate: 17.9%
- Pct. of population with bachelor’s degree or higher: 24.3%
- Property crimes per 100,000: 3,371.4 (10th highest)

Tennessee has the dubious distinction of having the worst violent crime rate in the country. The state was among the top 10 in the country for murders and robberies and was first for aggravated assaults, with an estimated 479.6 for every 100,000 residents.

To be fair, Tennessee’s violent streak is concentrated in some of the major metropolitan areas. Memphis’s violent crime rate was the nation’s fifth worst, while Nashville’s was the 18th worst. Like many states with high violent crime, poverty in Tennessee is acute, and high school and college graduation rates are lower than most of the country.

Around 80 percent of crimes in Tennessee are related to drugs. When it comes down to it, it's believed that there are around 800 methamphetamine labs in the state. Heroin use is on the rise and putting the state's people in danger. One of the newest dangers is fentanyl, a powerful synthetic opioid some are using to lace heroin. The potent drug can kill at extremely small dosages. It can even kill by passing through the skin of unsuspecting people.

Illegal narcotics aren't the only problem in Tennessee. Prescription drug abuse is another major issue. Tennessee is ranked third in the United States for prescription drug abuse. Around 5 percent of all people in the state have used prescription pain medications in the last 12 months for non-medical purposes. Around 70 percent of those people get the drugs from family members or friends.

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I notice this isn't dated or credited.Thats funny you insinuate that when bathouse barry says selling drugs isn't a violent crime and realeases/pardons thousands.Yeah we got our problems,but trying to compare the two is apples and oranges.Post up something on the last time we rioted down here.Where we took to the streets destroying property and setting fires.And by the way,Nashville and Memphis have Democrat mayors.Just like filthydelphia

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Einstein, sport fans vandalism is not uncommon after many major sporting events, this is not a phenomenon unique to Philadelphia. The fact is that this is a common occurrence among sport fans. Fans don't have to win to have an excuse to wreak havoc.

Here is another fact, you can't expect to have fans in Tennessee celebrating championships with losing franchises.

Interesting that you are focusing on Philadelphia, but no mention of the riots in Massachussets after the New England Patriots loss.

For those of you keeping score: 3 people arrested in Philadelphia during last night celebration. In contrast, 6 people were arrested in UMASS, 12 were injured during their "celebration" of losing to Philly.

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UMASS To Press Charges After Students Riot in Wake of Patriot Loss

The New England Patriots Super Bowl loss led to a chaotic scene at UMass Amherst.

About 2,000 students flooded the streets outside the doorms and were shouting expletives and climbing trees and poles.

The crowd was so large Massachusetts State police troopers in riot gear were called in to help, and police used pepper spray to disperse the crowd.

http://www.fox25boston.com/news/umass-to-press-charges-after-students-riot-in-wake-of-patriots-loss/694458029

Not seeing anything about the overturned car or the hotel awning collapsing with 12 people on it or the mayor of philly eating horse turds right off the street.

And I'd bet Chicago has way more violent crime.

Not seeing anything about the overturned car or the hotel awning collapsing with 12 people on it or the mayor of philly eating horse turds right off the street.

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I know, rumor has it that they will be serving Philly horse turds with cheese for free at the Taco trucks on every corner during the Eagles parade next Thursday.

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just guess you animals up north have a different outlook on things.as always with you there is a habit of ignoring the facts.

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Comrade Trump is from Queens, NY, he should know. He is the ringmaster of the Adult Day Care Center White House Traveling circus.

And talking about ignoring facts, less than two weeks before completing his first year in office, Comrade Trump reached the 2,000 lies milestone mark. Remarkable.

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I guess eating horse shit off the street is just a normal part of a celebration also?justify that one ole boy.Bet they weren't eating it in mass.

Philly is without a doubt a wasteland then the closer to reality you will be.

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Easy big fella, you sound bitter and angry. Are you aware that frothing at the mouth when angry is not good for your health?

Come down to Philly to the Eagles parade next Thursday, you'll be my guest of honor.

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My treat.... Philly horse turds with cheese from the best Taco truck in the corner of Broad street and City Hall. Don't worry about a thing, it's on me. I've got you covered.

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If Comrade Trump gives Philly horse turds with cheese his stamp of approval, who am I to disagree?

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And you have confused differences of political opinion with child-like insults. Have you ever been to Philly? If not, then shut the fuck up because you don't know what you're yammering about. I have not been there, so I can't say, but I've been all over Tennessee, and it has it's redneck shitholes as well as nice spots, just like anyplace else I've ever been. you talk like some bumpkin who's never been more than 10 miles from home. If your back yard is so fukin great, why aren't people moving there in droves? I know why nobody from PA nor Il is moving there- because they don't want their pay cut in half. And after watching some of you lazy rednecks work, it's no wonder pay scales down there are in the toilet. Construction companies from this area go down there and work all the time. A friend of mine was lead engineer at the NFL stadium in Nashville. he said the same thing-you lazy jackoffs are only worth 1/2 of what they pay real workers.

I enjoy ethnic based foods...

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Good clip Yanman;)How'd you find that?

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You have no rebuttal except to insult.Pretty sad

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HAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!! I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, I don't think I insulted you.....but if I did, please hang on while I call Whine-One-One to get you a Waaambulance. I'll get you plenty of tissues next Thursday during the Eagles parade. If you decide to come visit, of course.

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Bump, its a fine line...

If you want a truely good person to do something really evil you need religion.
And if you want a really intelligent person to say completely foolish things ongoing you need politics.

After seeing non political posts here from Kofla, I truly believe he is a decent guy. Thats no joke even though I don't actually know him.
But when it comes to his political views he is now so infected with his anti Trump agenda he no longer see's things any other way.
It's like a chronically habitual liar starting to actually believe his/her own lies.
Look at past actions where banners were held high proudly comparing Trump to Adolf Hitler!
He is not at his happiest unless he is ripping into Trump and it's now become an automatic reaction no matter what.
For some reason things like Hillary's incredible ongoing corruption and explosive revelations like the FISA memo just don't get a look in because they simply don't present Trump in a poor way.

And for whatever reason that just does not suit old Kofla's agenda.

Bump, I also think if you had the opportunity to go for a ride or have a beer with Danno, Kofla and Mad and politics of any kind was never mentioned, chances are you'd all get on great.

Politics and religion.
Two things everyone in this world will never see eye to eye on.
And discussions regarding these two can result in such disharmony and damage...

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For the the life of me I just can't see hating as something to strive for.????

But when it comes to his political views he is now so infected with his anti Trump agenda he no longer see's things any other way.

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Ditto. The pot calling the kettle black. "When it comes to your political views you are now so infected with your anti Hillary agenda you no longer see things any other way". Just saying.

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If Hillary Clinton gets backed into a corner where there is no escape, watch her sing like a bird and sacrifice all around her to save her own skin!
Lets see if I'm wrong...

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Hey, why not recall Hillary back into the game to fix it all and just turn a blind eye on her unbelievably corrupt and pungent past?

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They have been implicated in massive corruption and wrong doing with the recently released FISA memo.
And who is yet again at the heart?
Hillary Clinton and the Clinton machine.

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Kofla Kofla Kofla...

That is your defence?
That is your come back?

I have told you I don't endorse or oppose Trump.
If you choose not to accept that there's nothing I can do and in the end it matters not to me that you can't accept a simple fact.

But I stand by my comments on Hillary Clinton. Each and everyone of them a proven known fact.
Email scandal.
Defending her raping cheating husband soley for her political career.
Landing under sniper fire in Bosnia.
Fast and furious.
Pay for play relationships.
Bengazi.
FISA memo.

Now lets see what you've got with Trump.
You have called him the new Hitler.
You have accused him of colluding with Russia to rig an election though there has been no proof.
You think Trump is a conspiracy theory president.
You have defended the media regarding proven fake news releases.
You've gone on and on about the FBI testifying against trump that will bring him down.
There is so much more but I just couldn't be bothered going through more of your posts.

Is everything you've said not factual.
No.
But so much has not a skerrick of proof.

I'm guessing that every time you go on negatively about Trump you jack off while writing.
It just seems that enjoyable to you.

And one last time for you Kofla.
I don't endorse or oppose Trump.

You believe what you will...

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I have told you I don't endorse or oppose Trump.

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Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

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More cartoons huh?still won't address the 800 lb gorilla in the room,and your accusing someone else of being in denial. That's the funniest thing you have posted yet..

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Please, don't insult gorillas by comparing them to Comrade Trump.

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