You own an oil company hubster?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/12/14/an-artist-has-painted-kim-kardashians-butt-with-his-penis-4986935/

Let me just say, Cody is one pissed off dickhead that is jealous is all he can say.

If I were him, I would have painted that a LOT LARGER!!!! Anyone who makes a penis painting that small is not using artistic license. Cody has nothing to be jealous of.

* Last updated by: Rook on 12/17/2014 @ 12:13 PM *

When asked how he can paint with his penis, the artist replied, "It's not hard."

I was going to say, if that guy could paint that in five minutes, no hands, I'd be impressed!

If I were him, I would have painted that a LOT LARGER!!!!

Maybe he didn't have a bigger brush...

Mad

I guess not. Just look at the detail work. That musta been a triple ot he was using.

A lot of painters would have preferred to use oil but I hear latex is always a lot safer.

where's hagrid when I come up with this shit?

Who are you to dictate art!
Where is hag I come up wit disshit?

You can tell the quality of the painting by his strokes.

Hub, that reminds me....

The "Our Gang" kids were in school. The teacher asked if anyone could use celebrate in a sentence. Darla raised her hand and said "We are going to celebrate my birthday". The teacher asked if anyone could use the word wasteful in a sentence. Alfalfa said "Spilling milk is wasteful". The teacher asked if anyone could use the word dictate in a sentence. Buckwheat said "Darla said my dick tate funny".

I'd like to see one of his works when he was really pissed off!

where's hagrid when I come up with this shit?

Who are you to dicktate art!
Where is hag I come up wit disshit?

I was feeding the Dane-ies. But I'm here now!!

Excellent work gentlemen! The rimshots are raining upon us.