Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop.

Each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse all day."

The second barber turned to Trump and said, "How about you sir?" Trump replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

OH!

I have never seen a woman grab her crotch in public as often as Michelle.

* Last updated by: knovikov on 1/16/2018 @ 6:43 AM *

At the risk of spoiling your "humor" thread, why do you insist on posting things that show how ignorant and racist you are?

Mad

It's a 'hood' thang.

I find Michelle Obama extremely attractive, small waist big ass + hips. At this point, I might bang a tranny, if she was passable for a woman, like Blair White, but if she decided to peg me, I would run for the door. Now that would be a selfish act, so probably no, get a bit nervous thinking about this. Although I admit to having jacked off to one tranny porn video - only 1! but on a few occasions. Not very proud of that but I am not a racist, just slightly homophobic only b/c I am protective of my ass.

* Last updated by: knovikov on 1/16/2018 @ 10:46 AM *

At the risk of spoiling your "humor" thread, why do you insist on posting things that show how ignorant and racist you are?

Jeez Mad, don't tell me you have joined the sad direction this world is travelling by becoming a do gooder and all PC.

It's just a joke FFS...

* Last updated by: yannih on 1/16/2018 @ 11:49 AM *

Well yannih, I find it curious that most of the "jokes" on this forum are slanted heavily against liberals and progressives, many use racism as well. I have a theory about why but I'm going to keep it to myself for now.

Mad

An international traveller was entering Australia through customs and was asked "Do you have a criminal record?"
They responded "I didn't know I still needed one!"

Whats a canoe and American beer have in common?
They're both fucking close to water!

If you can't laugh at yourself...

* Last updated by: yannih on 1/16/2018 @ 5:39 PM *

Well yannih, I find it curious that most of the "jokes" on this forum are slanted heavily against liberals and progressives, many use racism as well. I have a theory about why but I'm going to keep it to myself for now.

Mad

Oh Boy is this another Joke? A SanFran Liberal with a theory on racism - I'm sure this will be fresh and new

Like YanMan said lighten up or take some exlax FFS

I was waiting for bumpfart to chime in with his usual intellectually empty crap. It's nice to see he has some friends to play with.

Mad

Knovikov...perhaps you might want to save that info for your 4th step!lol.

ZERO racism in that og joke.Only if you choose to see it that way.And that's the problem.Determining something as 'racist' because one 'thinks' racially.

Definitely nothing racist about the OP's original post. It is quite clear and has been for many years that the "racist card" is used as a first and last resort. Going "nuclear" like this shows just how weak one's perception of the real truth is. Maybe it is an intentional denial of reality. Don't know nd really don't care but I am finding it very hard to not call it out.

Life's good! Too cold here but riding weather is coming soon.

AGREE 100%.

Ok, so all you "Real American Patriots" can justify yourselves, why, when there is an opportunity to tell a joke that requires no specific gender or race, you invariably pick Obama? Explain that to me. What is special about Obama that makes it ok to post things about him and his family ? Why choose him specifically ? I will be fascinated by your answers.
And bumpfart, I see you haven't progressed past 5th grade yet.

Mad

Obama was el president

"you invariably pick Obama?"...when I read that joke,I never once thought ..'racist'.The thing was simply a joke about two presidents...not black or white.Did I miss something?

I was actually waiting for the racist part of the joke as I read it ... It never came.

It's just not racist. Could've used 2 white presidents from the past and made it just as funny. These just happen to be the 2 most recent presidents.

You're looking to label things racist, even when it's not there. That's all this can be.

Good joke!!

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off. A filthy bum wandering by, stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?" She screamed, "NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!" He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

^ Also not a racist joke. Oh, crap, but I guess it is offensive to the homeless ... poor fuckers having to wait for a corpse to git some. Oh, crap! Also offensive to the suicidal. Dammat I can't win!!!

THIS ... now THIS is a racist joke:

A friend just returned from a visit to a looted CVS pharmacy in Baltimore. He said all that was left was suntan lotion and Father's Day cards.

NOT racist:

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

Also not racist, just offensive to fat women:

A man walks into a bar in Scotland and sees three rather large women sitting at the bar. He approaches them and says, "Might you three ladies be from Scotland?" One turns to him and says "Wales, dammit, it's Wales". So he says "OK, might you three whales be from Scotland?" (the funeral is tomorrow).

Racist:

Did you hear Kimbo Slice died?

A little kid fell into his ring so they shot him.

NOT racist:

So a friend of mine took his family on a little vacation, his boys were 12 and 14 so they were getting a room by themselves, he quietly told the guy at the front desk, "I hope the porn is disabled." The desk guy looks at him and says, "No, it's regular porn, ya sick fuck."

(OK, again, offensive to handicapped folks, but not racist)