YOu want this bike? Show me! I school your ass RG, school me is school you come get some road racing... Toot on That!

"I was doing 130bucket-oh-change-O" K??? Have I got a 2-way-challenge for you, Pal! Leave from a light, we move to whatever turn is coming up don't back off! Bring it to the finish line!

Call me!

http://ninja14r.kawasaki.com/#challenge

Here is my 400 word essay, yeah right, they read 400 words of mine it goes in the bin. I have that handicap sticker up front for a reason. I'll give RG a 130mph head start is the firsthing < SEE that? That can be either a 399 word S say, or my name is, pee your clav'inn'dish, I went a word over follow the rules! Goo Luk

I will be entering this hub it the only shot I have to get the new bike!

Did you see what it takes to get the license? You have to out qualify every person that comes your way, let alone a 400 word, here is how I'm going to have you choose my letter. That is a lot of... You got what it takes? Show us your 400 word essay.

I am just too physically spent to be 100% in the head game at the line. Right there is a disconnect. You have no residuals like some of us. You go up to the line, your body and mind are at one with the bike and light. That split second, to out trigger the guy/gal next to you.

Ever watch survivor? You have that one chance to outperform one person after the other like that multi time player almost did. That is after they pick you. So, you may have to look presentable, professional, fabio looking helps, but reflex is all that matters.

You may be passed up for the camera. I'm just saying. And that may be the politics of it and more. You hope it doesn't go any farther than that. Good luck!

* Last updated by: Hub on 12/27/2011 @ 12:15 AM *

1 thru 7... Lots of tips. Wink-wink. ROOK!

One of the retired members was looking for results back in the day. I thought I remembered I had a news clipping, but could not find it? Instead, I found photos, my racing license and the age on it. I'm looking at 35 freak'inn years old! YOu know those old farts that win on Pinks? Be careful, COOT!

No 400 word is going to help you either, COOT... I'm coming to get chew and spit you out! NEXT! Good luck guys! I'd still give you a run for your money... the R... WOTever... You name it! Bring the attitude COOT or stay home!

Box Stock is white plate, red numbers. The other plates are modified bikes. See the squid with the wheelie? WE are on the same bike. I cheated. I had K-skid under the slid lid. BTW, COOT... How fast are your reflex IS all that counts up there.

COOT... The hole shot... Cut a light... Handie or stay home!

Pep talk...

Hub my reaction time is so fast I catch bullets for fun and Im about the same lbs as Rickey just not a midget

That's fine, Coot. Now, can you leave without bogging the engine, without lifting the wheel, out flex the lever is your downfall is clutch filling. Boy, I'll give you such a drilling!

Be fluidly fasthen. I was told I could cut a light. Now, cut one like they say. Pin that donkey on your tail so they come gunning for you and you blow them away like what the fuck you coming for my bike say. Say it over and over and over.

You want that bike that bad. Will it to you. The best can be beaten and I have old photos to prove I've got WOT it takes to take on a pee row is show them a wheel and be gone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=RvVNUOGD3fI If I can pass a few of these clowns, slow can you.

I can do it I just have to get my foot in the door than watch out Rickey here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COOT... There is no foot in the door. You rip a 400 and nail it, follow the rules and you seal it with a WILL IT to you!

Your foot does the talking. When was the last time you were out? Couch it up... If you are into racing, you are out there like "the hand" "slow" "1bad." I can't communicate so I piss people off. I can see something, but how do you say your ABS is showing, Grn.

How about, I called, 'The Hand' a long time ago, the guy talks the talk. How about I wouldn't go up against 1bad, I think he has reflex is. Slow is a no show... I'll put you up against him first... This is the qualifier. You beat slow, you move on to the next foot in the doorshitslam it!

I meant, show me your sponsors. How many letters has your portfolio of rejections? I should hold up the field, where is your BA degree while we sweep you up off the 200ft. mark!? Pay peers! Weedeed to see year pay slips. You know, tires, race gas, entry fees, cam degrees, dyno me please.

I got your foot in the door. Make that 400 yours. Show nothing who cares. Show it on 400 squares. Oh, it better be good without a pit pass.

Hub did you see in the rules where it states that the bike will be equipped with a quick shifter?

No old style? You miss a shift you are out? COOT it's all about the light. That leave at the yellow. That fluid release no bog... You have to be so consistent at it. You see a run of slips from RG, you see consistency. That is a big part of the game. You have to leave faster if you understand the concept at the light.

Hard to explain that concept if not for the photos in some way. Each photo was about lining up all on even spots. Only someone taking a photo shows that action at that start. That tricked down to more feel than hearing the noise. You can't hear your own bike rev. You'll have to pull the trigger with a lot of instincts.

Your hearing is gone. Your sight was at the light, not down the strip. Your hand feed can't judge your hearing. Blindeafearagengage! You're going to have too much fun, you qualify. Good luck. Make it happen!

Yea Hub way to much fun but yea I like old school shifting better it shows the better rider

I just thought this thread could use some boobs.

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Hell yea BOOB'S how you doing up there in the cold north?

http://youtu.be/L5W33sAxnNw

COOT... How's the 400 word going? I think the other call is for you, BOOBS.

Its already submitted and the waiting is killing me

ASS Lame as it sounds, COOT, will it to you. This is like a Sunday wait. You are body prepping the bike. You are lining up all the jerkcoughs, put them in their place. No one is your buddy. This is a game of war. You get all emotional about someone else trying to win your trophy... It's not the bike. It's not the trophy. It's not the money. It's the WIN at all costs.

So, if you think willing something is corny. If you are not thinking win my 400 on the INN bin, you need to think ahead about packing up shit like that shit... No shit... I won't even go there... Did you say win today? Did you say I am going to be in the contest today and be as cocky as a mother yes or no?

COOT,

You need your horse eyes on. Look forward. Head game the lawn dart right off the 400 word chart. Someone wins, someone loses. Take out the losers. They may have walked down from the bleachers watching, but not too many can handle all thatrickery.

Racing is the best head game going. Addictive, you think of destroying everything that shows up, rolls down the piles off the trailers, or you do not will that heart attack thinking like that!

You feel for the competition... YOu broke concentration... WOT were you thinking? You see how that head game works? The grn is grasskirts... I don't have to say... I'm GAS'dup and ready. I'm going to make you nervous now... You are lucky you were not first up and out you go that quick < First 400 say-S-say outta here!

Keep thinking about that hatrick you break concentration with me... I'm looking for the comp to drop dead. Weed out the field. Thishit is a game of "Survivor." You know that TV show?

'I've got nothing for ya.... Head back to camp.'

Hub I have been doing some thinking what if they make us run with the traction control on so it all comes down to reaction time whatever I don’t care all I want is win win win I am the master!

Exactly... I'm on a new bike... Every asshole that came [IS] on a new bike... I am old bike, I jump on new bike, I am new with it, within seconds we are AT WON WITH.

In my mind, I am pounding anything and everything that comes rolling down that trailer, or out the car door, the paid shoe they got sneaking in the corner? You could give a flying shit..... Bring it < Simple as say pimple.

Say, Rickey? No, Fuck YOU!... No... Seriously, FUCK YOU!... I don't care who you are... Flyingo do your think... I've been on the think you do it and drop the flag... "I was doing a hundred an' Shit! My piss is faster than that out the Big Wally... YOu have no clue you got walled!

And if you don't piss on the rug of every fucking idiot that shows up... WOT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINK (((.)KING(.)))) Asshole is you.. Like you give a flying shit?

And no, I do not do your willing. I'm fucking busy... Fuck YOU!

See Coot... They'd trash a racing 400 in your facing I'd pinch Rick Key down that 130? 130? My zip peer goes down fast tear> #1 Thirst TEA!

<<< Was not the paywindow, the ramps unloaded, all my mind was loaded with was for that guy everyone wanted too. It was tea for 2, now go fuck you here it is > 2BAD!

EYE WON! HaTTrick Racing Thread [yeah, that one] is dedicated to you, COOT! Mindset is ready set.... The light.... The light... The clutch pounding before the Grn light!

I will win I will win I will win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sure did. 2 hours ago, a photo was shown to the old crew. They were trying to figure out who were in the photo? One guy said, hey, I hear those bikes you were on were 866cc's. So, with that info, the way that bike took off; I never questioned it. It was a cheater bike and I was racing my clapped out 750cc. I lost the championship by 5 points. Figure somewhere in that struggle for the whole year, there might be 5 points, ya think?

It's late in the game, but I am an unofficial champion? No.. I went back to check... too many cc's he was drilling off. More like fair and square again... I know... Close is horseshoes. I rather now be embarrassed opening up my mouth. Maybe they were using that in one of the races as a shakedown? We cheated a lot back then. But like I said, I cheat, I usually got caught at it. I never protested thinking I was on an old bike and should have freshened up. I'll never know how close now... Same old shit, nothing new.

I rather wonder again... So close. The one that got away... Keep bringing it, Coot...

* Last updated by: Hub on 1/29/2012 @ 4:16 AM *

And in my mind, you can't take that away from me!