What matters to me is the individual expressions, suggestions, information, and comradery on this forum. Take any of these away and we don't have a forum. Just a playground of bullies competing for Alpha status. Then the focus on the bikes is lost and it becomes about the personalities.

I would really like to whip it out and fling all that "PRE" on use is! Can't sea out your glass is, the foam towards the shore, the shore, oh look a penny!

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I hear you fatsix, it would be interesting but would most likely end up in some sort of argument. I ride a gen 1 with the flies still in...no dyno for me.

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Thanks cblast! That's what I want to see. 10,000 threads of "roses are red, violets are blue, my bike is fast, And your bike eats poo" just doesn't convince me.

bobhayabusa; Once again, you bragging about how fast your bike is, means nothing to me. flap flap flap flap

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hey alg8er I NEVER ONCE SAID HOW FAST MY BIKE IS but now that you brought it up it is fast ! now go eat a shit sandwich and shut your pie hole!!!!!!!

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I think someone has a mild case of fecalphelia.

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Just to clear things up, my post was strickly my opinion on what is best for me and not a stab at Kofla (much respect) or anybody else, just my excitement for MY ride, I apologize if it was taken that way, but that is what works best for me and what I want out of MY bike. Love you guys and love this place Nasty and Mav got it right, lets just ride and have a good time

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Riding a motorcycle is all about fun and freedom. Riding with friends is about enjoying some trouble together. The rivalry "better, faster, I'll show you..." unfortunately kills all the fun! Some of us have a competitive nature. We all ride and belong and share our ideas. I'd hate to think my posts are about being a braggart or off the cuff annoying. If they are to some - not my intention. Like I said was tipping my hat to C. Some of us like a creamy ride to redline, some of us love the top end and some of us are just hooligans. Some tour, and some collect. Whatever your motive I agree with Bob's and Nasty, it's about what enjoyment the motorcycle brings to us, and the validation we receive from riding one.

Case in point went out for a ride with a new Ontarian friend. We went looked at bikes and launched a few pulls for fun. It was not about showing off or showing up, it was just about fun on the bike and knowing the next guy has your back as we evade the police. I don't know Bolton, I followed Stevies lead and he showed my some spots to rip. Thanks AMX - was a great night out.

I don't post this stuff to antagonize or start fights. I'm not into the drama. For me the forum is about creative expression and thoughts about the motorcycle. Sometimes I splash some poetry on here (sorry Hagrid). I used to run a small publication for inmates doing time in an Ontario prison. The writing was raw and real. I like to write along these lines. We are all different and contribute what we want. The generosity is in the reaching out, debate, learning. I have taken for granted the many good people on here that have taught me a lot about this bike. Would not trade it for the world. But when it takes on a soap opera drama, key board waring as this thread has (not singling anyone our or suggesting who's in it), it kills the enjoyment.

Going forward if we post, let's de personalize the attacks and recognize we are all just contributers and enjoy good camaraderie. Sometimes we post to fly a nod at a friend or recognize something we like. When I post a pic, I am sharing a path. I'm excited and I know some folks who read enjoy the pics and mods. It's not about showmanship. I usually take the pics down after a few days to move on. Let's keep it going, but let's remember to respect each other and respect the varied opinions and reasons for being here. There is also some brilliant writing going on. I know I enjoy it. Even if Hagrid annoys me, his one liners are absolutely stunning and demonstrate a scalpel like wit! He's pretty fair about directing it towards everyone and equally I might add.

I posted this poem to congratulate and thank a friend for his work. I was not wanting to call anyone out or to profess superiority. I've said this thousands of times. I'm just an ordinary man on an extraordinary bike.

A big shout out to everyone here, and I hope to meet up with you guys soon.

W

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Squid: My bike is stew pit fast.
Lee: What, that world's fastest you rode up on?

Squid: Oh man, it's got twin pips and dual come bitters. Pops when I decel and I love/hate that noise.
Lee: I sea. Did chew have a tune HA sand which brand did you say?

Squid: MOOOOZzzzzz
Lee: Not a YO She?

Squid: My bike is so fast...
Lee:... How fast is it?

Squid:ly fast.
Lee: I sea. Say not to change the subject, but would you get offended about brake HP ratings?

Squid: Are you trying to INN Steer Gate my, let me pull out me wallet and show you Sam's Speed Shop's die know results.
Lee: What month was that?

Squid: Look at that number. I gots the numbers!
Lee: Here, let me show you my wall let... back up a bit. I'ma bring down my zipper.

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The More Real of the story is:

The bike is not fast until you are fast.

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bobhayabusa: I don't get your problem. I was simply asking for some hard evidence. I don't know why you think I should just take the word of a few people I've never met.

"No Sir those gums flappin will be yours as your helmet will be nearly pulled right off your head as WE Blow By you with our CBLASTED machines!!!!!!!

That sure sounds like a moron bragging about how much faster his bike is than mine. While you're flappin those gums, you can just flap em right around that shit sandwich you're carrying.

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Saw this for all you green fanatics. Its a nice design, not over the top, and not gaudy.

REvzilla.....

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There is cool, and then there's out of this world cool. Whot. Mines on order homeboy. Thank you!
W

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The More Real of the story is:

The bike is not fast until you are fast.

This. All the jibba-jabba is just fluff.

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BOSS,

Could you beat Marquez if he was on a stock 600 and you on the 14, took that fluff as the more real put you in your place yes or no?

I asked you 'what's my line' and you could not answer if I had some potential? So, if you are some instructor, what kind of fluff are you pushing?

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Wain on year pee raid!

Where are the donuts and pee say?

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You are one post away from a "Happening" and around here, no one wants to miss one of those. And that was the slowest 600 made today and you are on some spec/cam/port/the whole pop is it stu pit fast. Now, go beat him. Give him a head start while you're chewing on your fluff.

Signed,

NOLTT

Pee Says Here!!

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That's a ridiculous question, Hub. I wouldn't dare compare myself to Marquez or any other racer.

My point was that the 14R is powerful enough. Real speed comes from the rider in any given area. Training and experience trump tuning in most cases.

I didn't bother evaluating your lines because you're riding a medium street pace. I endured through several of your videos before I called it quits, and most of them involved slow group riding with what appeared to be no aggressive portions. Ducks in a row, if you will. Just because you can record your every single fucking ride doesn't mean you should.

For the street, late apex, medium-in fast-out is the line. That will allow you to spot your exit sooner with more lean and speed in reserve as needed. You can run tighter, more aggressive lines as you see fit. To do so on public, uncontrolled roads is a great way to meet guys like me when I'm at work, however. Trust me, though. I don't like scraping riders off of cars, and neither do your local area responders.

And no, you didn't "rain on my parade". I encounter forum trolls, keyboard cowboys and street hacks all day long, brother. You and your admittedly weird act are nothing new. Show up and let your riding do the talking. I'm comfortable with how my skills are progressing... Are you?

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A happening?

Is that code for the meatheads kicking me off their forum?

Heaven forbid.

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Marquez is fast? LMAO!!! I mean...he's decent you know? He pray's EVERY night that he NEVER see's me on the grid at a MOTOGP! I talked to him today and told him that REPSOL called me and offered a stupid amount for me to ride his bike next year! Boy was he upset! I told him not to worry about it cause I was only thinking about it at this point. He told me that he feels much better now! I know it guys, he's gonna do fine cause I'm just gonna stay out of the MOTOGP stuff for right now. Jore and I we're laughing about it really loud when Valentino walked up and said, "Hey Sic, I heard you got a call from REPSOL!", I was like...where did you hear THAT from? He was like, "Well, EVERYONE is talking about it!". So I told him to tell his mom to quite calling me cause I'm NOT going out with her since she started dating the guy from Graves! I knew that's why he really came up to us. Honestly, he was heartbroken because HE thought her and I were becoming an item.
Well, we were until I told her one evening that I DON'T give NO woman BOTH inches the first time! She got so upset that she ran out of the room and called "Shorty" with Graves!! I just couldn't bring myself to do that to such a fine lady the first time!! Surely you guys understand that! I mean...you'd end up spending ALLLL evening at the minor emergency getting her took care of, THEN there's no telling how much 6 months to a year of therapy would cost! I mean...sheesh! You just can't pour that much meat to one woman the first evening!!
This story is as ridiculous as the freakin arguing on here guys! I mean...damn! All you do with an inflated ego is set your dumbass up for a terrible fall! I can GUARANTEE you, there's NO one on this site that can wring this bad bitch out for all she's worth ANYWHERE but a LONG STRAIGHT, once the...ahem "Curves" are introduced we're starting to introduce a real nice passage in the "Come to Jesus" journal!! I have a couple of really close friends that you can watch at Mid-Ohio this weekend online that I guarantee you (I've seen it) pretty much SMOKE all of us on here with a pretty much stock 600 in the twisties! Talk about making your ego go down like a Wal-Mart tire!!
But trust me...they really can. You know the funny part, non of us in our bunch EVER argue over shit like this, EVER, and trust me, ANY of us can bring our beast's together with these guys and a few miles of twisties and get our feelings HURT! It's all good though, seriously. It's really NOTHING personal (well, other than the 2 inches) EVERYONE has an opinion and EVERYONE feels it different. It's just the way it is!
Anyway, I really hope you guys didn't spend too much time reading this 12 pak induced rant, if you did, well, shit, sorry!! LMAO I'm gonna go now, I hear my FLESHLIGHT calling!! LMAO!! I love all you guys!

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Just because you can record your every single fucking ride doesn't mean you should.

Nothing personal, but don't tell me what to do with my time on this earth.

That's a ridiculous question, Hub.

Dude, get the concept. You are not fast as marquez and you have more seat time than he. In your prime you were never that good, but assholes like you don't see the head game and you are no game for sure. Show me your trophies. Show me championships or show me your midpacking club levelshit. Or did you start out trackday and now you are THE BOSS of your world is about it, pal. No proof, eat shitroll.

My point was that the 14R is powerful enough.

Typical pussy bike. Fast enough for you maybe. If kawi listened to you they'd be out of business let alone own that power play is not think like your slow ass.

Real speed comes from the rider in any given area.

What the fuck did I just say and now you repeat the fluff?

Training and experience trump tuning in most cases.

Who trained whom? We are talking old school before Keith Code came around. It's called heart and the will to win. There is no training for that kind of shit, you shithead.

I didn't bother evaluating your lines because you're riding a medium street pace.

You don't see it but someone as green as Grn does. Typical Peter Principal is you. I can see you from here is that photo is too much posing not enough game.

I endured through several of your videos before I called it quits, and most of them involved slow group riding with what appeared to be no aggressive portions.

You have no clue what smooth looks like then. It's not about speed asshole.

Ducks in a row, if you will.

I don't give a shot shit what you do here, shit for brains, you are not credible right now and
Just because you can record your every single fucking ride doesn't mean you should or flaunt that sad ass off the seat with all that ground clearance left over. Sunday ride on a closed course... Rightttttt

For the street, late apex, medium-in fast-out is the line.

Who the fukc is this guy? Don't tell me what line to take at what speed! Who the fuck are you anyway? LOL

That will allow you to spot your exit sooner with more lean and speed in reserve as needed.

Reserve? What the fuck you backing off for? Commit or get off the pot.

You can run tighter, more aggressive lines as you see fit. To do so on public, uncontrolled roads is a great way to meet guys like me when I'm at work, however.

Know when to hold them, know when to wise up, guy.

Trust me, though. I don't like scraping riders off of cars, and neither do your local area responders.

Hey, cars are not racing all over the streets you cleaner upper AAA employee.

And no, you didn't "rain on my parade". I encounter forum trolls, keyboard cowboys and street hacks all day long, brother.

Fits you like a glove though, officer sir above the law are we?

You and your admittedly weird act are nothing new. Show up and let your riding do the talking. I'm comfortable with how my skills are progressing... Are you?

Progressing? You novice fuck! I pull over because I do not want to hurt big, trained for 3 days of high speed driving/riding ego's and you still are caught up at an intersection with all your training.

If you are some kind of office sir, find another job. You soil the badge as you speak.

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A happening? Is that code for the meatheads kicking me off their forum? Heaven forbid.

No one kicks off nothing. It's happening right now. Gimme all the Alpha you got! And the uglier it gets the more happening happens or not. I'm going to give you some of your own meds and may the best slowass win.

I'm going to come up with some good ones, don't disappoint you troll of less than 60 posts and how many were rattling someone's cage? I'm now the perp. You though you had game, but guess what?

I'm going to get in that cage and rattle your cranium. Ivan, stick around. LOL

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Page Four, apparently.

Lotta shit talking there, Hub. Also contradiction, misdirected anger and frustration. Perhaps because you know you're full of shit? Feeling a little backed against a wall?

Likely not, but that's okay. As I said, bring your bike and let your riding do the talking. I'm not here to pound chests and compare e-penises. I'll just sit back and watch you hacks try to teach each other awkward riding techniques and the excuses to accompany them. I'll keep training.

Will I win races? Fuck no. I've got a family to feed and nowhere near enough talent to win. But I know enough to keep training so my riding is always progressing. I don't need to be on a podium to enjoy my riding. Clearly neither do you.

I know you're butthurt that a noob to your forum is calling you out. That's okay too. Come ride with me. You can judge me first hand, as two others from your forum have, and draw your own conclusions about my street AND track riding. I would sincerely enjoy riding with you, regardless of who is faster.

I'll even bring a big rubber cock for you to play with. Or mine. Your choice.

EDIT: Also, a troll-off? I'm down with that. Just don't cry to the admins if we fuck up every thread we're ever in together while I give you flashbacks of your first time going down on that schoolyard bully. :)

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misdirected anger and frustration. Perhaps because you know you're full of shit? Feeling a little backed against a wall?

Look up concussions. Last one did me in. That list of anger and others add up. I can tell I changed. Last thing is feeling backed up? I think you are so full of shit it's how it's backing you up withatshitalk.

As I said, bring your bike and let your riding do the talking.

I don't need to prove jackshit to you.

I'm not here to pound chests and compare e-penises. I'll just sit back and watch you hacks try to teach each other awkward riding techniques and the excuses to accompany them. I'll keep training.

You are a squid that trackdays. No racing background and you profess the art of the apex? That's a contradiction, fella.

Will I win races? Fuck no... and nowhere near enough talent to win.

You fucking "Runner Upper." I can see you assholds a mile away getting the e-pee up the buttyourus, not me holding my cheeks open here comes.

But I know enough to keep training so my riding is always progressing.

Training for what? To look good on bike? Keep training!! LOL

I don't need to be on a podium to enjoy my riding. Clearly neither do you.

True. It more shows who's got it and who does not. I guess you detuned trackdayers with family are not that fast really.

I know you're butthurt that a noob to your forum is calling you out.

I've had runner upper after the next trying to 1-UP the turtle. Show me the butt cream I hurt that much or where is the perp? They figured it out not listening in the first round.

That's okay too. Come ride with me. You can judge me first hand, as two others from your forum have, and draw your own conclusions about my street AND track riding. I would sincerely enjoy riding with you, regardless of who is faster.

Sounds like your butt is more like the sore one. I knew this was going to fizzle out. I don't ride with squids. You are all trackday all getup thinking you can show someone the ropes? Sit down you one more Runner Upper knowshit. Talk to me when you've have years under your belt in the heat of comp or shuthellup!

I'll even bring a big rubber cock for you to play with. Or mine. Your choice.

Every fucking post I bring up the cock is more like the cocksuckers like you runner uppers have game on the track on the net, fuck YOU!

EDIT: Also, a troll-off? I'm down with that. Just don't cry to the admins if we fuck up every thread we're ever in together while I give you flashbacks of your first time going down on that schoolyard bully. :)

Really? I'm not here refreshing the thread waiting for me to come back. LOL Get a fucking life you asswipe. Get the fuck off the net and spend time with your family don't tell you what to do LOL

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I hope you know how fucking annoying parsing out these quotes on an iPhone is, old man. Luckily I'm just as much of a petty asshole as you, so game on. :)

I don't need to prove jackshit to you.

I'd say you're trying awfully hard not to try and prove anything, here.

You are a squid that trackdays. No racing background and you profess the art of the apex? That's a contradiction, fella.

Says the street hack? Yeah, you're right, I don't know apexes. You and your pussy street riding buddies are the pros. I'll get a book on tape and ride behind you so I can learn your hella sweet street riding mojo. Can we hit Starbucks afterwards? I'll want to take some photos of my chicken strips and Instagram them.

You fucking "Runner Upper." I can see you assholds a mile away getting the e-pee up the buttyourus, not me holding my cheeks open here comes.

If I'm the "Runner Upper", what's that make you? Second loser? I'll take that. Stay in the back of the pack with your other excuse making buddies, Hub. Keep each other company.

Training for what? To look good on bike? Keep training!! LOL

I'd rather have a single good trackday photo than the dozen or so tragically slow homemade videos that you've got demonstrating your lack of skill floating around on YouTube. And of course, that's what I train for. The forum glory of an avatar pic. It certainly wouldn't be the byproduct of hard work. I ride my motorcycle with the same mindset that I approach work and life. Always be training, learning and improving.

And what the fuck do you do? Stand back and talk shit about trackday riders as though it's a waste of time. Typical cocksucker, stagnant rider move. Talk the talk, but hide when it's time to put your money where your mouth is. Keep your head in the sand, Hub. Just do everyone a favor and keep you opinion there, too.

True. It more shows who's got it and who does not. I guess you detuned trackdayers with family are not that fast really.

It probably all looks the same from your perspective of behind everyone. Does it hurt to know the "detuned trackdayers" can spank your ass on the very streets that you so shrilly cling to?

I've had runner upper after the next trying to 1-UP the turtle. Show me the butt cream I hurt that much or where is the perp? They figured it out not listening in the first round.

I can't imagine the 1-upping lasting very long unless you're a far better rider than your rhetoric and videos demonstrate. Usually a 5 minute session shakes down where people stand. I'd imagine some kickstands have been deployed while waiting for you to study the "art of the apex."

Sounds like your butt is more like the sore one. I knew this was going to fizzle out. I don't ride with squids. You are all trackday all getup thinking you can show someone the ropes? Sit down you one more Runner Upper knowshit. Talk to me when you've have years under your belt in the heat of comp or shuthellup!

Oh, so now I've got to have years and racing under my belt before I can talk shit to you? How did your sad little analogy about Marquez and me go again? Get real, asshole. The only thing you've got on me here is post count. Lean on that all you like, but your riding videos prove that you don't have shit for training, or you were a very bad student. Clearly age and experience haven't benefitted you as they should have.

Every fucking post I bring up the cock is more like the cocksuckers like you runner uppers have game on the track on the net, fuck YOU!

I just... I don't even know what that means. Are you okay?

Really? I'm not here refreshing the thread waiting for me to come back. LOL Get a fucking life you asswipe. Get the fuck off the net and spend time with your family don't tell you what to do LOL

You threw this little gauntlet down, Hubby. I'm just rising to the occasion! :) More importantly, I'm getting paid a lot of money to do so. I just wish you typed faster so we can take this thread spiraling into oblivion.

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