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Created on: 05/19/13 09:31 PM

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Wolfman



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Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/19/13 9:31 PM

Anyone have luck louring their misses on. Today I took my wife for a second gear squirt to get her on. Hopeing this continues, and hoping to get out of second gear!
PS removed the cowl and put the rear grab handle unit on. She was too busy squeezing the life out of me to reach back there!







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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/20/13 4:53 PM

Wolfy if you figure this out, share. My wife won't even look in the direction of my bike. She rode back in my "Cruiser" phase. She hates sportsbikes.



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/20/13 7:41 PM

I have had no luck getting my wife on the sport bike or the cruiser. She saw a picture of a can am spyder and said "I might would ride that". I took that as a "yes, you can go out and buy one". Now I just need to find a way to pay for it. I allready have too many toys and since I am selfish, I don't want to get rid of any. Maybe next year.

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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/20/13 8:09 PM

Call me insane but from where I stand you boys are trying to find the solution to a problem that does not exist. Don't get me wrong... I love my other half dearly. Its just the last thing I need to hear aboard the Ninjee is, "slow down, are we gonna crash, I hafta pee, can we stop for a drink, slow down, we're gonna wreck, I hafta pee, my ying-yang is sore, is that rain, I'm hungry, I hafta pee" etcetera etcetera.


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dericrey


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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/20/13 9:19 PM

Baahaaaahaaa Hagrid, no shit! I agree, not really a problem now that you mention it. I don't really want to two up on this one any how. If I can use Black's angle to get another one out of the deal, I'll go that route for sure.



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/21/13 12:46 AM

I'm with hagrid. In our younger days the wife always wanted to ride. On the ZX11 she loved to go fast. The faster the better. I had a corbin dual with a backrest so she felt secure. But she always wanted to go somewhere. A restaurant, her sister's house, state park,... I just wanted to ride. We had a few close calls on the 14 with moron drivers, and now she's afraid to ride. Much better for me! A lot more enjoyable, and easier to avoid the morons.



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/21/13 1:58 AM

Ha You Guys gave me a laugh LOL my now 50 year old MOF gets pissed when I rarely ride solo !!! she,s been up to 262kmh with me and said we went a bit fast bean lol ha ha I ride two up like I do solo with my missus



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/21/13 6:41 PM

Hagrid wrote:

"Call me insane but from where I stand you boys are trying to find the solution to a problem that does not exist. Don't get me wrong... I love my other half dearly. Its just the last thing I need to hear aboard the Ninjee is, "slow down, are we gonna crash, I hafta pee, can we stop for a drink, slow down, we're gonna wreck, I hafta pee, my ying-yang is sore, is that rain, I'm hungry, I hafta pee" etcetera etcetera."


Ah-ha!


I took the little woman on a four hour ride this past Sunday, and after the initial *I am gonna be sick* after we went slowly around the first on ramp, she then settle into and enjoyed it.

She didn't care for it when I got up to 90, but as long as I kept it 80 or below she seemed to really enjoy it.

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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/22/13 8:28 PM

Update...
I took the wife out this Sunday, and put the grab handle on with the passenger seat. We did not break out of second gear. My wife is 5 feet and 80lbs. I am 6'3 and 230. I couldn't feel her back there. She came out and as I pulled in my neighbour's wife said, "did she loose some bet, to get on there," and I said no, we just thought to finish great sex with a ride. She didn't say anything and went back into the house.

I told her she is coming to bike night next, but she thought 50km was too fast. Wish me luck. I told here she was going and didn't give her an option. She squeezed me so tight around the waste that I swear you could not pry her loose with a crow bar. Anyways mission accomplished....
Wman







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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/24/13 6:21 PM

Wolfman, I recommend you go to this website http://www.twowheelfemales.com/forum/index.php and inquire with the ladies there about your problem. I bet they would have some great tips for you!
Good luck home body!


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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/24/13 7:18 PM

Tips!!!
Very NICE







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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/28/13 3:18 PM

I can't get My wife OFF my 14! She LOVES to go fast and is totally responsible for a few of my speeding tickets, I swear!!! this August we are going to do a track day and I have got permission to do a couple of sessions 2- up with her.
She rode with AFM Champ Corey Call a few years ago and he was doing wheelies down the straight with her on the back and she was dragging her hand around the corners. Crazy or what???

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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/28/13 5:05 PM

Mad! You married well!!!! My boy Dave has the same situation. Don't I wish. My wife is 5 feet and 88lbs. I am 6'3 and 230. She is a backpac. I took her out to a low speed spin, never got out of 2nd gear and she got off and said that is way too fast. Can't win, man, can't win. The 25 year old skeezers at work are lining up to go riding with me. My GOD!
Wman







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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/28/13 5:06 PM

Mad! You married well!!!! My boy Dave has the same situation. Don't I wish. My wife is 5 feet and 88lbs. I am 6'3 and 230. She is a backpac. I took her out to a low speed spin, never got out of 2nd gear and she got off and said that is way too fast. Can't win, man, can't win. The 25 year old skeezers at work are lining up to go riding with me. My GOD!
Wman







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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/28/13 5:06 PM

Mad! You married well!!!! My boy Dave has the same situation. Don't I wish. My wife is 5 feet and 88lbs. I am 6'3 and 230. She is a backpac. I took her out to a low speed spin, never got out of 2nd gear and she got off and said that is way too fast. Can't win, man, can't win. The 25 year old skeezers at work are lining up to go riding with me. My GOD!
Wman







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nasty


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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/28/13 9:27 PM

Hahaha Skeezers!! Hahaha I don't know what the hell a "skeezer" is but I like the sound of it!!



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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/29/13 10:09 AM

Skeezer,
Great great body, horridly ugly face and are really permiscuous!
A bikers delight!







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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/30/13 9:34 AM

That my kinda a woman right there! Just put a plastic bag over their faces.



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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/30/13 10:29 AM

Nasty,
I did not want to be persumptive, but I am calling a spade, a shovel!







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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
05/30/13 10:35 PM

I keep dead hookers buried out in my grove.....



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
06/01/13 7:23 AM

Man I met my wife on my zx-9 no prob getting her on just finding a baby sitter so she can is the hard part! lol



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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
06/01/13 3:17 PM

Bobby you married well brother!
Cheers, for us mere mortals with babe issues, man it's tough to lure her on.
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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
06/24/13 3:04 PM

Start her on one of these......


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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
06/25/13 8:53 AM

I have sidecars on the brain these days.....thinking of getting one for the dogs.

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Wolfman



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RE: Tricks to louring the wife to the bike!
06/25/13 7:01 PM

You know the easy fix would have been to drop some cash on a Can Am spider?!







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