More truth than humor!----

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately:
Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in
Florida . . . .
Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win
situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Think about this:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

hey bears ya need to put yer hand up for great solutions keep it up and spread that great idea ON FACEBOOK OR THE TWITTER

* Last updated by: bean07 on 10/7/2010 @ 11:12 PM *

Thanks bean, but not my idea. Just something that I was sent and posted it here. But no bad ideas, I do admit.

Hey bears it's a pitty the controllers all around the world wern't more positive like ya thread !!! instead of all the time shooting down proposals and not adding to and improving to get the most out of them instead of arguing with the opposition all the time, over burdend blue collar workers the world round are sick to death of there waste and inaction and PERKS our present government in is a good thing as they dont have a mandate to pass any on a whim because they need some pretty savy/respected independents to pass any policy theis alot of nockers about this HUNG TYPE of government but I see IT as a VERY positive thing for sensible reform something that we never normaly get !!!! "VALUE FOR MONEY" BUT still ya thread is what I really do belive in, be PROACTIVE

* Last updated by: bean07 on 10/8/2010 @ 4:51 PM *