My wife used to love to ride. Refuses anymore because of the crazies and morons on the road.

Not sure how accurate it is, but I read somewhere that 1 out of 5 divorces start with a facebook contact.

Apparently alot of people recontact with an old girlfriend or boyfriend, or ex, or just some gal you find attractive, and before you know it, you are in the sack with her!!!!! LOL

I believe that.Me and my girlfriend are friends on facebook.So everytime I just read something online it shows on my account.She thinks I'm cheating if I read something.It's crazy,like the Ziosk part of facebook.I looked on it and it showed up on her page and she flipped!She wants to know who I'm hooking up with.I said nobody didn't even meet or talk to anybody.That sit sucks.
Craig

O.P.:

Is this something that just happens in Spring? I guess it is but aren't we a little late? This is the third one now in ---two weeks?
I'm 45. Why didn't all these girls contact me 20 years ago?
I mean it's fun and all but DAMN THEM! Damn them all to HELL!

Yes it must be springtime that brings it on. I'm sure of it now. Just talked to another old flame from my HS/MS years. Facebook is responsible again. We're getting together this week. Baseball game. I bet I could hit a home run this time around....easy. IDT I'm going there though. 30 years is a looooong, long time. If she wanted a piece of the Rook, she shoulda grabbed it when we were kids. Should be fun though.

Nobody cares about my old flame? Well, I must admit I'm not too excited either. She's already calling it a "date." It aint a date any more than if I was meeting an old HS chum for a beer.

Rook, I've been single since out day womb. The best lay was that wet dream and no honey has come close to that one dream creme. So being single is the time it happened twice; I had 3 going at a time. I was so scared one would taste the one I just left. Those were the good old days. Now? I'm thinking of the last [3-affair] years ago and it was so frightful of they becoming older and more desperate. Just like this one, I told her on the second phone call about this is an 8mo fling so are you in or out? I think it lasted about 9 months. She dragged it on and I said, Cody, come on lets stop thinking about you and get out of here. I'm starting to be handed a honey due list and you are just coming along for the ride. I told you to cum this way before the gate/window/legs close, but no, I have to listen to this now and I had the moans going for 8 lustful months you cock sucker you, lets get out of dis mess you got us into!

Cody might be more up to the task than Irwin. There's not a set of beer goggles thick enough for this one.

Had a nice time and got invited to a Memorial Day picnic. I think I'd rather ride but I might swing by.

Sweet - do the past memories doo the present justice? I have such a hard time with my expectations in the present being based on what I remember from the past, and it never is. Good thing my old flames live 2000 mile East and my ex-wife does live in Texas.

My Family is on Lake St Germain not to far from the UP for 2 weeks at the cabin - couldn't make it this year.

Have a great time at the Holiday picnic, glad it worked out.

Sweet - do the past memories doo the present justice?

Well Rudy. one very nice thing is that she still smells the same. I don't recall intentionally smelling her in HS but the memory seems to have stuck. I wouldn't want to lead her on by telling her that. The smell's the same but every other physical aspect is about as different as different can be. She did ditch me for another homecoming date. It's truly not a grudge, I simply have no interest in collecting her garter now.

Ahhhhh--when I got in my car this afternoon, I could smell her 30 years ago!

This is no shit...a second FB old flame! I guess you couldn't call her an old flame because I knew her well enough in HS but never had the slightest romantic inclinations. She's HOT and fun and good to talk to so maybe a new flame?? I'm not banking on anything but we're getting together tomorrow. Absolutely no need for beer goggles. In my dorkliness, I grabbed her pic off FB. will post only if someone is following. Will definitely post pic of her on the bike if I can get her to agree to it.

There really must be something about SPRING. I wish I knew this a long time ago.

flame 1 is PM, flame 2 is AM. I see both tomorrow. might be dorky but it's fun!

You better post that PIC!

You asked for it, you got it. From fb. I know it's creepy as hell. Se doesn't know I did this but I don't get this stuff happening in my life often enough to not share, creepy as that might be.

She said she'd pose on the bike, too. I'd have ask to post that..not that I think she'd pose in a leather bikini but I will try.

Second from left.

I get to see her tomorrow too but I must admit, I didn't get any real obvious vibes. She does seem to want to be together again though. Will keep you posted, Jettfixer. LOL I really don't mind if your the only one paying attention to this. Might be better off that way. Get a good look, I will have to take these down soon. Just good creepy fun but creepy nonetheless.

* Last updated by: Rook on 6/8/2016 @ 1:43 PM *

Very nice, hope it works out! Post a pic of the boat too?

Boat? You mean flame #1? No, IDT she has any on FB and that would be not just creepy but cruel. I'll go creepy but cruel, can't do it...even though she did blow me off for Homecoming which was as bad or worse.
Going to work on house with flame#2 today. I'm wondering if she's just doing this to get the basement cleaned out and some woodwork painted? We'll see.

What do you think of this, Rud? Likes to fish.

I know, CREEPY. None of this is legit until I get a pic of us together....it's coming. Cross your fingers for me.

* Last updated by: Rook on 6/8/2016 @ 1:44 PM *

Post a pic of the boat too?

...or do you know something I don't, Rudy?

* Last updated by: Rook on 6/8/2016 @ 1:44 PM *

Oooooooh, Rookie... that Aéropostale girl has "get me drunk, bite my nipples, and fuck me simple" written ALL over her.

Gimme her contact info and I'll "lay" the groundwork for you. You swoop in and drive her full throttle to the checkered flag.

sorry hagrid. pics is all I'm sharing on this one. Gotta draw the line somewhere. You'll have to find your own, buddy.

As a sidenote, I did have a lengthy fight with a couple old hens on my sister's FB post regarding the recent shooting of the zoo gorilla. I think I did alright against the two boorish crones but I coulda really used you for quick response backup, hagrid.

* Last updated by: Rook on 5/31/2016 @ 10:11 PM *

This is getting better, she may be a keeper.

Sorry, old fishing joke - (personal ad) Wanted, LTR with woman who loves to fish and has a nice boat, please reply with picture of boat.

That kills me Rudy! She WAS just about to buy a fishing boat a month ago! Changed her mind. Still a keeper in my book.

"Oooooooh, Rookie... that Aéropostale girl has "get me drunk, bite my nipples, and fuck me simple" written ALL over her.
Gimme her contact info and I'll "lay" the groundwork for you. You swoop in and drive her full throttle to the checkered flag."

And as a bonus based on the groupie pic where they are posing on front of a big green store with a 3 ft high LIQUOR sign, she comes to the party all lubed up and ready and waiting for ya hagrid.

I had dibs, hag but this one isn't looking good now. Couple more days of her lackluster responses and I'm going back to the monastery. Give it your best shot but if you don't succeed, I'd be glad to introduce you to flame 1. You better bring lots of liquor if it comes to that.

* Last updated by: Rook on 6/4/2016 @ 3:13 PM *

I don my wizard hat and robe and cast "Level 3: Cock of the Infinite".

Is this going to work for you or me?

* Last updated by: Rook on 6/4/2016 @ 8:58 PM *