Hypothetical: you have a large-tittied fiancee with a penchant for mid-sized vehicles with enhanced off-road capabilities and as such bought herself a 2011 4Runner with the trail package (3:1 deep reduction low range, mechanically shifted transfer case, electronic virtual locking differentials, feet-off automatic descent and ascent engine control).

In 19,000 miles she roasts the tires.

YOU are paying $1100 to refit this Beastie with Michelin M+S 2s.

QUESTION: Are you now, after giving yourself a thorough cash-ectomy, now absolved of purchasing Christmas gifts for the large-tittied individual?

Discussion please.

* Last updated by: hagrid on 12/15/2012 @ 11:38 AM *

"now absolved of purchasing Christmas gifts"

You're making the rules....and so is she.How far ya want the give and take to be?Tires are nice....but not the end.What's she giving?Better figure it out now,before you think..."it'll change once we're married".....in this hypothetical deal here....I sense a tad bit of point keeping.NOT GOOD.Give cause ya want to....that's the ONLY clear way.

She enjoys off-roading...cool...you enjoy motorcycling.I bet your tires are gonna wear out before hers!

* Last updated by: Grn14 on 12/15/2012 @ 3:24 PM *

Indeed... but I'm buying the 4Runner tires AND the Ninjee tires.

But still good input Montana. Thank you!

Additional input please.

Your inquiry opens up other questions. Do you really love her, or is it her breasts? Are they synthetic or real?
Is it too late to convert to Judaism?
All I can say is that my wife buys stuff outside our bank account all the time but somehow she gets it all paid off. Cash-ectomy's are painful, but it's all in the mind. Hell, give her some presents and thank the Lord their big.

I see the term large titted was mentioned twice in the first post which tells me alot...........
Kidding...............

Good luck on your quandry, Hagrid.

@Pops: I love all of her, thems be OEM, and I love bacon.

@ZX: good point... I should focus on the positives!

Thanks fellas. Its good to have other eyeballs.

Pics...we need PICS or it didn't happen;)

I bet yer pooch there is a lot easier to please...cheaper too!And look at those eyes....amazing.

* Last updated by: Grn14 on 12/15/2012 @ 7:14 PM *

Spot on! All my pups want are full bellys and covers to burrow under at bedtime.

That's right. Bedtime for me involves two Great Danes and a pair of tig ol' bitties. Wouldn't change a thing.

As long as my old lady gives it up on a regular basis,cooks cleans and shop I'm happy.And we love each other.And she puts up with my bike passion.I talk ride and eat motorcycles.I want to buy a Corbin seat with the backrest.I want her back on the bike.Had her going 120 in my Mustang today.
Craig

That's right. Bedtime for me involves two Great Danes and a pair of tig ol' bitties. Wouldn't change a thing.

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I've been married twice, also had a few live-in girlfriends. To play you have to pay! When it comes to women, in one way or another you always end up paying.

Kofla

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Amen to that brother!!!!

Neil

YOU are paying $1100 to refit this Beastie with Michelin M+S 2s.
QUESTION: Are you now, after giving yourself a thorough cash-ectomy, now absolved of purchasing Christmas gifts for the large-tittied individual?
Discussion please.

ROFL,,,This one B Easy. Go get her a present,,,, Or, life as you know it will irrevocably change. You know that funny look as the BS builds deep with in them will all soon be headed your way. She has already forgotten about the tires lol.

Let us know how you played. If you get nothing Video would be nice

:D the consensus appears to be "dig deeper, and buy her something girlie". So that's what I'll do.

I started the thread with that notion already in the front of my brain... thought one of you turd-birds might have an angle I haven't tried yet.

Thanks to all for weighing in!

@Romes: she hasn't forgotten about the rubber because I've brought it up in conversation 16 times since they were installed, and that was last Saturday the 15th.

;)

* Last updated by: hagrid on 12/17/2012 @ 6:32 PM *

@Romes: she hasn't forgotten about the rubber because I've brought it up in conversation 16 times since they were installed, and that was last Saturday the 15th.
;)

If you can find a way to keep reminding her for just a Weeee bit longer.

-birds might have an angle I haven't tried yet.

Christmas Eve Sneek out remove rims and tires place under tree ?

^^^^ BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!

You got it bud!! I'll see if I can get pics!

^^^^ BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!
You got it bud!! I'll see if I can get pics!

Lol, that would be Awesome.

Christmas Eve Sneek out remove rims and tires place under tree ?

Romans you’re a genius!!!!!LOL

Lol, if hagrid was closer I would be out there at 3am with him placing the truck on blocks while sharing a wine skin of Cherry Brandy. Can't buy this kind of entertainment. All in Good fun of course.

Zach;
Your playing with fire.Mine gives me there's no we in this relationship.So I get the credit card out and buy more.
Myself I'll be glad when the holidays are over so I can get back to buying my bike her Christmas present he he.
Craig

* Last updated by: audioboyz on 12/18/2012 @ 2:52 PM *

At this point I don't even know if I have a big enough wrench to break the lug nuts.

At this point I don't even know if I have a big enough wrench to break the lug nuts.

21mm I'll bring ?