Here is a walmart bead seat for the sweat ass. Tyed on in two places--on side of strap going across seat--two second removal. The boys will appreciated it.

* Last updated by: scottfarm on 5/28/2010 @ 10:52 AM *

now all you need is the "crown" air freshner

Scott, just give up and get a Miata already.

LOL

That air sho feels good on your ass and nuts.

So does this make it easier to slide from side to side on the seat, like to set up for turns? -bg

zxrider11, You don't need one of these if you trailer your bike.

Gotta arrive fresh for battle, 800 miles is a long haul from Michigan to North Carolina.

So does this make it easier to slide from side to side on the seat, like to set up for turns? -bg

More like slid right off.

I am at a loss for words right now.................. That is truely the stangest thing I have seen someone put on a sportbike beside the 12 ounce beer can holder but that functional.....

Hey, I don't worry about my ass looking cool, I worry about it being cool.

More like slid right off.

Yup... -bg

Beer holders!! Bead seats!! Crowns!

I love it!

The seat cover reminds me of a gila monster.

* Last updated by: DZINURZZ on 5/29/2010 @ 11:38 AM *

This is a joke right?? I am reading this on a Saturday after working a night shift, and its f'ing snow up here so I am a little slow this morning.... but you gots to be kidding me that looks like the most unsafe thing ever.. almost as unsafe as using Armor All on you seat or your tires to make them look shiny!!! I wud rather spend the $8.96 US which wud be $9.41 CA on baby powder to keep my nut sweat to a minimum, cut down the chaffing or at the very least make them smell nice!!!

* Last updated by: Fuzz4141 on 5/29/2010 @ 12:20 PM *

OMG I am speechless... that is dumb I am sorry!!! Very unsafe.... I think this might be considered an epic failure eventually when the meat wagon is scraping you up off the pavement!!! Be prepared to be razzed on this..... I agree with who ever sed buy a Miata!!! Maybe trade the 14 in on some sort of late 70's stationwagon.... Wait till HUB chimes in on this one and some of the others round here!!!

* Last updated by: Fuzz4141 on 5/29/2010 @ 1:25 PM *

Scott, this is an Epic Fail, you just lost all "Street Credit" with me.

I say the admins need to ban him, and make him join the Concours forum.

So does this make it easier to slide from side to side on the seat, like to set up for turns?

Bungee the sides so it stays in place. Pledge the wood and yes, that is some slick riding/sliding. Don't Laugh!

Scott, this is an Epic Fail, you just lost all "Street Credit" with me.
I say the admins need to ban him, and make him join the Concours forum.

Good Job! Epic Success! You just saved some dead sperm cells from overheating like a new 14 being beatwo shit first day out. I say one brings up the mention of ban is the person who said it!

2 itch it's own, you ball buster!

I have put 2500 miles on my zx14 in the last 3 weeks. How many miles have ya'll done.

I have put 2500 miles on my zx14 in the last 3 weeks. How many miles have ya'll done.

zackly .. these morons have no clue what happens to a sweaty azz after 500 miles on a 1200 miles one day road trip .. your not the 1st to try this goldwingers use beads and lambs wool ..

but any one thats bashing this really needs to try a 6000 mile trip in 7 days

* Last updated by: Badzx14r on 5/29/2010 @ 7:01 PM *

I wud rather spend the $8.96 US which wud be $9.41 CA on baby powder to keep my nut sweat to a minimum, cut down the chaffing or at the very least make them smell nice!!!

but any one thats bashing this really needs to try a 6000 mile trip in 7 days

Gold Bond Might Help. Tee He. Sorry, funny. If the boys here saw me with those beads on my bike(no matter how comfy) I'm sure my Man Card Would Be Revoked on the spot. Might take a bit of a Beating 2. I'm sure my hairy kiwis would love me for it.

Bad, give ya 100 if you do a run down the track with those beads in place. Must be at least a 9 sec Run. Video PLEASE. I will pay. LMAO

I have put 2500 miles on my zx14 in the last 3 weeks. How many miles have ya'll done.

200 kilometers Scott. 2500 miles is is a mighty big #.

Scott I see from the photo that the beads go all the way up the tank. What happens when hard braking ? All arms or over the tank you go ? Love the pics. Cheers.

Very unsafe in my opinion.... not to mention $8 frome Walmart, I wudn't be putting anything I bought from Walmart on my bike, other than wax!! What happens to your balls when you have to emergency brake, then your cool balls will become mashed balls!!! Or if you have to make evasive maneuvers to avoid a collision?? I would rather have an aftermarket or oem seat with some grip!! But to each his own!!

Oh and Bad you are the Moron!!!

* Last updated by: Fuzz4141 on 5/30/2010 @ 1:19 PM *