Subject: Thank You Note..

Dear American Taxpayer
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain.
My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters! I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it?
Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.
I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.
I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.
Cordially,
Michelle (Moochelle) Obama
P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous. And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White Housefor eleven days. After all, we couldn't take him on Air Force One because he might pee on some wires or something.
P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!
Love ya!
Remember we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally! Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth.
SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN NOW

STAND UP, SPEAK UP. NEVER SURRENDER!!!!

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My God Rook...WHERE do you find these things?Sheesh....awesome...just awesome!
Do you think I should copy this and send one off to the President?I could...I've e-mailed him before(and actually got a response!).Whattaya think?

* Last updated by: blue07 on 8/22/2011 @ 3:37 PM *

Do it blue, if they come and take you away I'll start a internet campain from this side of the world to set you free, Rook can have the Nothern Hemi then we will have a bike rally out side your cell window, a 14 gathering all out there waveing signs .

Set Blue Free, Set Blue Free

mean while Hubs got ya bike doing laps and burn outs for the cameras.

We're behind you brother all the way.

Down hear in Auss all starting to wish out Priminster was only as bad as Barry, I think ours is worse

mean while Hubs got ya bike doing laps and burn outs for the cameras.

^^^^Yeah, like the next chapter in the story, ethin.

Actually it was me mum that sent this along my way. Maybe she will ride with me to protest blue's imprisonment.

You loving family you!Okay...I'm gonna do it.Why not.Can't arrest me for a bit of levity can they?Here goes my friends....see ya whenever!

Okay...it's done...sent along it's way.This should be good.I can't imagine what kind of response I'm maybe gonna get.....hope to heck you guys are NOT right about being locked up.Guess we'll see.This is no joke...I actually sent it guys.

* Last updated by: blue07 on 8/23/2011 @ 1:05 AM *

This gets better , now they will trace it back to Rooks MUM,

Blue just say it was this little old lady Miss Rook that put you up to it and her red neck son Rook jr

Hey Rook better tell her just incase she gets an email instead of blue. hope she's not to old and can handle it.

"If not some free age care coming up"

her red neck son Rook jr

....if you you only knew-- I always joke that my home town is a bunch of Hill Billies running around from one bar to the next in their bib overalls w/o shirt (and most likely going commando) lighting off half sticks of TNT as they run just for kicks.

I think my Mom would kick their asses and call it a day.

* Last updated by: Rook on 8/25/2011 @ 11:52 AM *