Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least five cars ahead.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

'Oh Shit!' is usually the moment when your plan parts ways with reality

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

* Last updated by: carabuser on 5/14/2013 @ 1:11 PM *

carabuser I like!

Do you have any good moto mantras like "born wild, ride free!"

looking for a good one!

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 5/14/2013 @ 1:28 PM *

Live to ride, Ride to live ....

"I didn't know they made a colostomy bag that big HA cc?"

Burn Rubber Not Your Soul (from movie Biker Boyz)

Keep the rubber side down and the shinny side up

I always wanted to get rain gear with real bright lettering that says "Hey weatherman, F&@K YOU"
Or a shirt that says I have a CCW, wanna see?

I have always loved this one:
"If you're not living life on the edge, then you're taking up too much space!"

Ccx that quote is hype and true!

Can't believe you missed: " There are only two types of riders; those who have gone down and those who will!"

Mopeds are like fat chicks, they're fun until your friends catch you riding one.

Nasty,
Fat chicks,
I love fat chicks. All the guys in the Nation know of this and make fun of me!

He does! That is for r e a l! :)))) lol!

Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles. But prefer to feel the wind on their vagina

ROLFLMAO ^^^^

Bought a Vespa 300 for my wife. To hopefully get her into the motorcycle scene. She never rode it. I started riding it like a hooligan (I'm 230lbs and 6 ' 3). It was mad fun and some riding groups are like crazy hard core.
Felt like a Gorilla on a tricycle and had to use a shoe horn to get the machine out of my ass. But it was mad fun!
Enjoyed the purse and vagina - I had it for a solid two years...

Maybe when I move to the nursing home, I'll get another one!

Cheers boys.
Wman

When I get that old Wolfman, I will have a wheelchair with a ZX14 motor on it ;)

Although it maybe considered low power by them as I don't intend on getting old anytime soon ;)

Omega, I am speechless, what a beautiful idea...
brings on a well of tears just to think of us lined up at the ole' age drag strip with our chairs! red, red, yellow - green and they're off!

You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist office.

Dam Bobby,
That's mad good...
Freud would like that one!

Fing quote of the day Bobby!!! Scooters are fun Wolf! I drifted my buddy's woman's so hard the floorboard vaulted the wheels off the ground! :)))))

The coupe de grace was the fact that the landing did about $40 worth of damage to the lawn! :))

C I had a yamaha tw 200 an F4i and a vespa 300 in my stable a few years back...I used to destroy the tw 200 near by at a residential construction site, where I set up ply wood ramps and other air born type riding situations. I absolutely thrashed that bike, slamed it into the ground, ground down the plastics, spilled gas, and lost control. But then I would pick it up, dust it off and ride home. There is something beautiful about a bike you can do that on, no?

Treat the driver of every 4-wheeled vehicle on the road as if he were blind, drunk, or blind drunk.

The skills you acquired thrashing that bike are the same ones that serve so well now! I still try go out and thrash that old XR100 every once in awhile. She still slides nice and on the streets in my neighborhood I can still scrape the pegs round the corners! :)))

One who rides a slow bike fast is happier than one who rides a fast bike slow!