blue, check this out. I'll show you how I get in trouble with what I see and hear. We [my nephew and I] build this chopper for him. He finds a sissy bar at some swap. The other day, it vibrates off at the welds, bends forward, taps him on his shoulder. Anyway, he sends a photo of the broken part that was still strong enough to hold the fender in place like normal. I check the bike over and now my eyes are catching shit [along with me hearing things] now.
I see the breather filter is missing in the photo. I make mention. He emails me back:
"Are you drunk.. i never touched the breather. Its been on since day one...simmer down johnny."
He then calls me, tells me he when out to look, found it missing. But before that, he called me the other day about the broken sissy story. I was cracking up and busting his chops right back at him, remembering that day he picked it up off the ground at the swap... OK, you had to be there. In a way, blue, you've been there with me is that quote. 
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