you musta been helpin whilst I was learning BG!
lol

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alg8er wrote:

His wake-up call will come soon, as I have his license no

You won't get anywhere with that in any city/county in the USA I've ever lived in (about 40 at last count).

Your word is worth nothing without evidence.

Evidence = photographs, eye-witness testimony under oath, paint on your vehicle from a swipe/accident, factual things like that.

In fact, the non-911 operator (you better not call 911) will probably chastise you for wasting his/her time.

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Last I hear it's not against any laws to ALMOST hit someone, but if a cop had seen it it might have been grounds to pull him over and make him blow!

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you musta been helpin whilst I was learning BG!

Sorry. Didn't mean to interfere... -bg

no no. I just wish I had realised it sooner. lol somebody needs to do a detailed how to on the embed for everyone already!lol

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Therapee... Take a bunch of wound up military troops and slow them the ropes. Gotta mex an mix... You gonna smear sea lawn tro on those boys? Horseshoes and Darts me Hand/EYE. Yo! Don't forget the chicken an ribs. Yeah, the white meat can come along too LOL.

Anyway, mind bend the road you sorta 'standown' you sea them coming the other way. I fly over to the right, even if bikes are coming in the opposite direction. I'm tagging apex and there are way too many 'inn a hurry' getting laid at some motel or lunch before the motel.

I just practice for the next fling sorta let it happen. You let that idiot cut you off and did you, SEA-CHANGE that? You took it personal, have no clue what/where/who is so important he not only cut you off, the guy you saw up ahead, and what set that head off he was up and running up to you cutting everyone behind you-you had no clue he was coming?

You now get all pissed off you saw him coming, will now "collect you" YOU-YOU....You let it go. Yeah, I see your timing. Brains enough to 'standown' as you did. See that chump change your bank account? I don't know what to think first? I need to prove something to this guy I stand down because 1, pee holes in their cars, I'm court hearing loss. "I can't ear you!"

If I stand down for every jerk coming my way, it says safe is you, I play alone I stand the bike up now in the rpm change gears anshit I'm good to go. You go assuming I'm all in a hurry? You check those vids, I have cars passing in the other lanes and I'm still in between getting run over or getting cut off, someone sees an exit on their GPS-phone-cam-vid-toilet seat is next kind of tech.

It's down to drop the zipper, piss in the usb, out into the cigarette lighter and you are good to go pissing on everyone till you half to break wind and 'Standown" wind sorta.

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One of the funniest movies ever IMO

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Now you're just showin off Hub.

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One of the funniest movies ever IMO

Agreed!

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Hey edge just be thankful you don’t live down here in gods waiting room it’s the land of the newlyweds and nearly deads not to mention the pompous rich a$$hole$ that has to have there I-phone glued to their ear or whatever the hell there doing in there $100,000 cage or the parent that has to reach around in the back seat to do whatever for their kid or the elderly with cataracts so bad they look like a snake about to shed or the drunk tourist looking for the next bar. The list goes on and on.

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Rook, Privateer; I have connections. I don't care about evidence. What pissed me off was that he almost creamed me, and then flipped me off, like it was my fault. I now have his name, address, phone, and workplace. I am going to have some fun.

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COOTER; My brother lives in Miami, and hasn't ridden his bike since he moved there. He always complains about the drivers, but he has become one of them. He drives like an idiot now. Constantly weaving through traffic, beeping his horn, cutting people off, yelling at people, tailgating, and just being so impatient he's going to have a heart attack. I thought Boston was the worst city to drive in, but Miami is pretty close.

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COOTER; My brother lives in Miami, and hasn't ridden his bike since he moved there. He always complains about the drivers, but he has become one of them. He drives like an idiot now. Constantly weaving through traffic, beeping his horn, cutting people off, yelling at people, tailgating, and just being so impatient he's going to have a heart attack. I thought Boston was the worst city to drive in, but Miami is pretty close.

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Yea traffic is insane and I have had some really close calls and a wreck on 95 going about 100 mph on my friends r6 when a truck driver fell asleep and crushed a Porsche like a soda can in to the guardrail I surfed on the bike until I got to the grass and baled almost got hit by a van was close enough to touch the front bumper while sliding walked away with some scratches and some big bruises the bike was totaled and I had to buy my friend a new bike the guy in the Porsche was not as lucky and the truck driver went to jail lost cdl license and job and was sued he was under the influence 3 other cars were involved minor injuries I was the luckiest .cycle gods were on my side that day.

* Last updated by: COOTER on 5/13/2011 @ 2:28 AM *

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