I would probably react the same as if I had a Ferrari and came outside and someone thought it was their god given right to sit in my car. SNAP! LOSE It!
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Created on: 07/03/14 06:26 AM
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ryancoke
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/08/14 7:40 AM
If it was a young hottie I would step up quietly and say "let me hold my bike bike while you rub your ass around on my seat." If its a dude, "get your balls off my seat!" Seriously, I could not be calm if I ever saw a stranger sitting on my bike. It would be almost the same as if they were throw stuff at it.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/08/14 9:36 PM
Well, we were standing in my garage the other day and FrankTheTank just kinda reached out and touched Priscilla with the back of his hand. Like brushed her. I had let it go once before. Noticed it. Noted it. When it happened the first time I took it as a simple acquiescence. A caress out of lust. The second time? In my fuckin garage?... 'Hey what the fuck are you touching Priscilla for? I have seen what you do with those damn size 13 mits of yours, keep that shit off Priscilla.' It went something about like that. Hahahaha. I was serious.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/08/14 9:39 PM
If a strange female, kid, anyone, tried to touch her, I would be cussin a blue streak too. Stroke something else. That is my freakin soul you are touching. Leave it be.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/09/14 8:11 AM
Sadly I have no idea. It's just a random internet pic.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/09/14 8:15 AM
http://m.ebay.com/itm/181138157587?nav=SEARCH
found this one though.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/09/14 3:05 PM
Wow you men are a hostile bunch. If I caught someone nice sitting on my bike I'd probably take them for a ride. If it was a kid I'd let him/her rev it up a bit. If it were someone I knew I'd throw them the keys. But if it were a douchebag it would get pretty ugly pretty quick for sure.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/09/14 3:55 PM
Hahaha you got it ZX14R. Send them my way, a man can never have to many friends.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/09/14 4:35 PM
It appears and feels to me like we'd view someone sitting on our pride the same way as putting their hand on your crotch. Not so bad but a little surprising if it's a hottie, but a dude??? Fuggettaboutit!!! 
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/09/14 8:36 PM
Wolf no I won't be coming. Surely you can find someone else that wants it while there. I appreciate it though sir!
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/10/14 10:20 AM
Context would count. Someone sitting on your bike that you DON'T know is already NOT NORMAL behavior. So it's either someone who doesn't know or care that your bike cost as much as their Corolla. Or just some disrespectful douche bag, period. I'd have to walk up, let them know it's my bike and see what comes next...From them. Then decide. I wouldn't harm the truly stupid if there truly was no damage done. The last time someone asked if they could sit on one of my bikes it was here at work and I said "yes". They proceeded to put both feet down and then tip the bike over onto a cement wall. (TRUE STORY) It was shortly after re painted.
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/10/14 10:34 AM
The last time someone asked if they could sit on one of my bikes it was here at work and I said "yes". They proceeded to put both feet down and then tip the bike over onto a cement wall.
ZEROPILOT - That's the same story as my old CBR900RR I posted on page 1 of this thread 
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RE: SIT ON MY BIKE AND DIE!
07/10/14 1:08 PM
wish I could find these in the USA ! I think it is from a German site ?
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