So have you ever been in a spot when it hurt SO BAD that you didn't have you bike while you were out and about? I had this moment last Sunday. I took the wife out to a REAL nice dinner and sitting in the valet section was this...
Nasty Sexy Car ...

GOD I really and truly hurt... although, I wonder if may have been better that I didn't have it. This one... might have put up one hella fight. I still think I would have taken it, maybe I will run into it again, while on 2 wheels I checked the specs and here they are:

• Turbocharged
• Engine: 3.8L V 8 DOHC and variable valve timing
• Premium unleaded fuel
• Fuel economy: Gasoline 15 MPG city, 22 MPG highway, 18 MPG combined and 342 mi. range
• Gasoline direct fuel injection
• 19.0gallon fuel tank
• Power (SAE): 616 hp @ 7,500 rpm; 442 ft lb of torque @ 3,000 rpm
$240,000

I actually told my wife while I was scanning the restaurant to try and match car and driver, how I WAS so excited about the Focus ST and life has a way of putting things into perspective. Kinda made me sad. but suddenly an evil grin stated to inch its way back on my face and she already new what I was thinking... I have my very own trump card on life, and it only cost me $15,000 not $240,000 MUWHAHAHAHAHA

EAT THE RICH I say! ;) 1/4 mile at a time.

I would have pissed on the door handle and waited for him to come out. If the race was lost at least I would have gotten the last laugh.

That is a hott looking car btw! What is it?

* Last updated by: nasty on 7/2/2013 @ 9:04 PM *

Ha, ya ran into a mclaren mp4! Nice. I like those gills!

I would not pee on an mclaren...and I don't see door handles anyway.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You'd be standing there holdin it! :)))

You know you can figuratively piss on anything as apropo with the zx line up fantasy! Makes for a great advert commercial for the zx 14 by the way. With no door handles it does complicate the task in a literal sense! But yah, what do we know, we just own the coolest machine on the planet. Ps anyone can drive a Mclaren fast, but only a few can push a bike like we do. So in the end we piss on the Mclaren anyway!!!

This pontification was brought to you by Wolfman, a zx 14 forum member
Ps Fuck Bikeland!

Hahaha! Pontificate on pontificator! Fuck gay assed bikeland (and I don't mean in a fun way)!

C my Prez
Yah Fuck bikeland homeboy! 14 Nation Baby - rep Up!

I'm looking for someone to pontificate my... Are you looking at my nip pulls? And no, no camel toe here is a tunnel to ... I take bets she wears you out in say 10 minutes or less.

I'die to eathat!

I would wear that shit like a hat! :)))

Todays snack, Camaro SS .....

They taste like chicken!

I want what Hub's having. First of course lol

Chickens, Pigeons and Camaro SS, now that's my kind of eating night. Brrrrrrrrrrp!

well I just had lunch and was out for a ride so I guess this Subaru wrx was dessert, what a idiot his first mistake was he had aleast 3 friends in the car with him so it was really weighed down and looked it, and his second mistake was tryin to show off in front of his friends against a 14r I only downshifted one gear and he was gone, i don't think he knew what he was messin with, man dat was fun!

* Last updated by: speedyme on 7/7/2013 @ 7:19 PM *

I still think Kawi could make an excellent commercial out of speedyme's anecdote! LOL. I never forget to have a solid burp after a good meal!

thanks wolfman oh and by the way buuuuuurrrrp....ahh...next...

This morning I ate a sexy assed 2013 repsol cbr1000rr. On a twisty rode I have ridden about 9000 times. I know where the in road survey markers are for pistons sake. So he blasts off, and I think, what would wolf do? WOT!!!!!! :))). I pass him in an easy corner cause he is obviously scared of his new machine, either that or he was like 14. Anyway. Ride ends. I wait 3 minutes for him to catch up and first thing out of his mouth is 'WTF! I just bought this thing!'. 'So did I.' Off I rode. Let him chew on that shit. Anyone want a nice lightly used Honda? Bet it'll be up for sale at brothers Powersports in Bremerton, WA., this week! :)))))) lol!

just sayin dont go playing with things that might bite or just beat the shit out of you and make yuou look stupid for trying, lmao get um C

C "that's my boy!" Though remember C you have WAY more ride than me homie. I would have given chase, and attempted to light em up, but you have the skills to eat em. I am more balls than skill, while you prezi are the lethal combo of both. Well done my boy, u don't disappoint homeboy!!!!

Thank you so much Wolf! Much respect bro! The way she transitions is quicker, soo much lighter in the arse! :)) got them tires howling like a kicked dog on late breaking corner entry today, nice little drift out with rear, the slipper stopping the stutter! Try and feed in throttle WHILE leaned over finishing ur trail braking, easy smoothy, never letting ur tires roll up, keep ur lean under braking and fat contact patch as you feed in throttle forget the brake rolling right hand to stop, eyes ahead where you WILL go, left hand flick, blip right, grab third and outcha go at about 90-100+.

Ate a yellow R1 yesterday. No idea what year. He clutched up a wheelie showing off and cuts down a road I know. Turn 3, round the outside hard on the brakes, dive to the inside, cross his line flat out on corner exit and do my wheelie with power in second on the way out the door. Stop at the gas station, he pulls in, says, 'I shoulda known better than to mess with that!' Yup.

Seemed like a pretty Kool kid! I told him about this place. Told him I was gonna laugh at his goofy ass! Check in here dude! Lets go ridin!

MMMMMMMMMM appetizing those Yam's are! Hope your yam was fresh!

What is it with these guys in the lifted 4x4 trucks ? I had to waste my gas twice just today ! also on the menu was a street/strip fairlane, it was built, how much, I dont know, but sounded pretty healthy, well I made short work of that one too ! all in all a slow day LOL ! Hey I dont start these things, but if the road is clear, I am damn well going to finish it !! one of the trucks pissed me off, so I passed him on a turn (in my own lane) just to rub it in, hey he started it ! LOL ! Ride safe brothers ....