An R1 rider once tried to test me......I ate him with some fava beans and a nice chianti

* Last updated by: zx14beast on 7/30/2013 @ 10:34 AM *

As a former owner of a 2006 R1 N C baby (No Chance!)

Had this weird urge to hunting in Toledo tonight, never been here before in my life and managed to get myself lost! I did manage eat some punktard while I was out though! I have no idea what kind of sport bike he was on but it was such a whooping it wasn't even funny! I left the hotel after getting myself settled in to go find a quick beer nearby when I started wondering around hunting to see what this city had to offer before having a drink when I found myself on an on ramp for a highway headed to Ann Arbor. There I came across this punk ass bitch on his pussymobilecycle with training wheels that started to fuck with me and kept looking at me. So I let him run a little and I would just hang back keeping pace. It took little to no effort to keep up with this little monkey fucker, didn't know if he was just toying with me or what. After a short while the roads opened up and traffic dissipated the dude took off while I kept just a half step behind him for a couple seconds to fuck with him before I decided enough of this shit and showed him what a 200hp motorcycle is all about. Passed that cocksmoker like he was sitting still then nailed the first exit that came along when I suddenly realized I hadn't a clue where the F I was! I have a gnarly sense of direction made one wrong turn but I still found my way back.

Nasty my brother from another mother, I love ya bro!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Eat those fuckas!

I love you guys, makes me proud to wear my patch!!!!

There must be great fear of the 14 on these streets as I can rarely get a taker on any fun, I'm starving, someone throw me a bone

Dogo?

Didn't have a chance. I see three fast approaching bikes (two Suzuki's 1000 and a R1) in the left lane, I down shifted and waited for then to pass me, once the pull next to me they slow down and never even attempted to pass me. I even slow down trying to get one to bite but No, no luck. My bike is stock only my ECU flashed.Maybe next time.

I didn't even try to look at what they were, I pulled up on a couple of riders and one dude on I think a new Cbr 600. Weird front end,!kinda pretending to be something else. Anyway, it was all red, and he grabs a handful of what sounded like the wildest Kenmore sewing machine ya ever heard. I was laughing so hard it took me a minute to grab 2nd, F-OFF, front end up, all the way to third, grab it hard and ease down at about 100 as I pass on the outside and wait for my shift light at 10000 to grab fourth. He was a headlight in the mirrors by 5th. I let her eat it all and grabbed sixth and let her have it to a euro union 186. They never did catch up. :))) the awesome thing is, this dang bike is so stable and fast at lean. Confidence inspiring. I cut out to pass that guy just after my wheel touched down in 3rd, and made my lines very sharp and defined. Not a big smooth pass. A sharp violent pass with 4 sharp defined motions. It scares the living shit out of people when you go by them like that. :))). Don't try that crap at speed unless you practice it alone first. The bike will dart IN very fast. You don't want to time it wrong and pancake someone into the ditch.

Oh, and for fucks sake don't try it on the stock metzlers!!!!

* Last updated by: Cblast on 8/9/2013 @ 10:12 PM *

C this pass move, you have to teach me man!!!!I must get that down homeboy!
W

It makes them grab a handful of brake every time sir! First time I saw it was McGuinness at the isle of Mann. When you are pulling up on someone fast, do it directly on their six o'clock. As you are coming up hard as fuck like I was, you get ready to pass, and I flick so hard left I have to almost counter flick to no go too far, then past, then light flick in and firm flick to straight. Throttle pinned. They grab brake. They think ur gonna hit em. Give the second flick in some distance till you get the timing down. If you can picture it in ur head, you are accelerating past a slower bike, so the pass can't be stopped, you just time a flick out.... And in... The pass would have occurred regardless. You are just sort of...DEFINING it for your opponent.
Some caveats man
1. Only do it on a known quantity (like not some random busa that could turbo wrong and kill you both)
2. Practice it a bunch first.

So like when you are ridin and you ride some swoops, just stay in your lane and practice making sharp defined swoops. Not too violent. Work up to violent.

We need to write that book...

I agree bud.

I ate an M5. It's just not fair to them. I pity the foo!

I suggest something like a nice bright Riesling to go with the M5.

Hmmm, and perhaps a J?
W

I'm trying to have one right now but I keep fing laughing about you destroying that CBR! :))) hahahahaha!

We should start stamping bike symbols like the Red Barron and WWI fighters.
I could be the Canadian Billy Bishop!
W
Death from above, homeboy!
Burn out from the sun!

LOL +1

We got three peeps C!

I open this thread first thing this AM and immediately start ROFL! we got 3 wolf!

I'm fucking pissing my pants lmmfao!!!!!

A few dozen butterflies while blasting the beautiful Texas Hill Country today. Tried, in a relaxed way, to dodge the pretty little bitches. Nevertheless, ended up crushing about 15% of the exposed tribe. Super-comfy Surf Candy Blue ZX-14R, beautiful twisty roads, sunshine and serious yet peaceful (95% of the time) adrenaline. Who could ask for anything more for 15K$ and chump change gas money?

F16 still wins out in my books sue!

I am riding along yesterday afternoon like 10 minutes after chatting with wolf and I hopped on the bike and hit like a favorite stretch of road in the afternoon. I know where the little piggies have to be at a certain time and this road is in the opposite end o the county. And in back-ass Pennsyl-Tucky where I live, that translates to me rolling out into 4-5 top of 5th gear blasts. I do a couple a burns up to the heavens and I'm sailing along headin home now. I see a 14 approaching! I give the dude a massive big kid wave! He waves back! As he passes I see its a black gen I with Yoshis slips. Looks clean. My head is tripping, I think 'I'll go chat with dude!'. So on a pretty straight road marked 45, I grab all of the brakes from 90 and run a quick u. I race to catch him and pass a car I think. I straight decide to introduce myself on the fly in proper NATION fashion. I straight fuckin RIP up beside him at like 140 mph and have to smash brakes and slew the rear end like I like to plant myself beside him in his lane. I look over and give him about 8 big exxaggerated fist pumps and then a bow to please go first. I look closer and his bike is kinda weaving all close to me and shit. So I chop throttle and look to see WTF. He is gripping the bars soo tight his bike is weaving all over. Now I realize he is scared shitless. I feel terrible. I start trying to wave him over to apologize and he totally ignores me and refuses to look in my direction. He just rides down a side road so I follow him waving and shit for about a mile. Then I say duck it. Dip out fast. Fuck him. Hahahahahahah! I was trying to apologize and be nice ya doucher. If ur a lurker here, well, ya just got Cblasted. Fuck you.
What's even funnier though fellas, is looking back on it, when I passed him and waved that first time, I think he was fuckin riding the speed limit.

* Last updated by: Cblast on 8/14/2013 @ 8:28 AM *