C, hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! When you told me when last we talked tears were flowin from laughter:

Solution:

There should be an interview short list process before anyone is allowed to purchase a 14 r.
They need to pass a few questions:

Question 1
When approached by zx14 brother, who pulls along side you to give you respect do you:
(a) Give a fist pump back at speed, pull over and shoot the "ishhh"
(b) Pull a wheelie, pump back, and pull over to share stories
(c) Visor down, ignore and ride like a chicken turd all the way home
(d) flip up the visor, nod and ride on...

Now if they answer anything but a or b, they're application to buy an R should be strictly rejected!
W

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 8/16/2013 @ 7:16 AM *

T or False

In situations where another rider on litre challenges it is you absolute duty to dust that Ahab?

Of all these statements which is most true of the R

1) She is the apex predator
2) She is the most beautiful machine on earth and with a few small mods, it will eat everything
3) The R will change you into another being
4) She must be ridden with Testosterone and not Estrogen (Unless you're lady Ninja - and that's a ok)

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 8/16/2013 @ 7:20 AM *

I choose:
A
True
1,2&3!!!

:)))))

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! I know where dude on that gen1 lives now!! He lives down a side road off a road that has a nice big rip past it section. I now buzz past it real regular at 3rd flat.

LMFAO Blast!!! I just got caught up on your Gen 1 story!! OMG that's funny!! My story is a little lack luster from today and involved a Corvette ZR1. Went to pass him on the expressway (4 lane with a median) doing maybe 80mph in the 65 speed limit. As I went to pass him he started staying with me. I pretended to kinda ignore him for maybe a 1/4 mile then my 14 NATION kicked in and I gave the beast a little twist of the gas giver. Of course that was the GO sign and he hammered it! I gotta admit he was staying up pretty well.....until I hit 5th!!! HA haaaaaaaa!! C ya!!! He actually turned out to be a nice guy, I was getting off at the next exit anyway and he followed me to my watering hole where I met some other buddies.
He got out and came over and wanted to know what the FUCK I had done to that bike!! LOL When I told him just a few odds and ends he started looking it over telling me the how he usually runs pretty well with them! Then I dropped the bomb on him and introduced him to the NINJA ZX-14R!! He said he had actually heard that Kawasaki had a bike known as the "Hayabusa killer" and I told him he'd just been introduced to one!! LMFAO all my buddies sitting out there all started laughing at the same time...along with him. He said, "Are they all Green?" Ha haaaaaaa! He's wanting to watch out for them!! He shook my hand and said well..."That's one fast Mother Fucker!" Nice meeting you, I said, likewise! Then sat down for a nice...refreshing....cold drink!!

Sic

See Sic!!!! You fuckin get it man! You just fuckin repped the Nation perfect! On the bike, ur a fing predator! Off the bike, an ambassador of motorcycling!!!!! That's what i fuckin love!! :))) breeds goodwill and friendly competition! :)))

Thank you Blast!! But I just follow lead of all my brotha's in the NATION!! Love to ya brother!

Sic

I fuckin had to re read that shit sic! :)) I love it! Hayabusa killer. :))))

SICK
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I love it, fling love it. They try, but unfortunately it's just not fair! I love playing possum and then showing some teeth. That is the way, and these fools think we are running with them, when in reality we are toiling with them like yarn to kitten paws. Bllaaaah! Love it!
W

Wolfy, I wish you and Blast could've heard the whole conversation!! He was really a nice guy but was really humbled! He just couldn't believe that I walked away from him like I did. He said that his Vette cost over $100,000.00 and seriously had never been walked away from like that!! LMFAO!! Your right they really have NO idea. Gawd that was fun!! I didn't know that it was a ZR1 until we stopped and were talking but according to him it's the fastest Vette they make. Oooops!! HA HA!! He got blown away by a $13,000.00 motorcycle. I'll quit now and let my lips cover my teeth back up! Mad love brotha's!!

Sick

Hey sic!!yup! That zr1 is wicked. Straight fast. The conesiuer of Vettes prefers the Z06 package. 7.0 liter normally aspirated revvs to 7200rpm 505hp, 500lb ft, 6-speed manual and track suspension and brakes. Not technically as high a top speed nor HP #'s as the ZR1. Better lateral grip. nice fuckin motor. The ZR1 is a 650hp beast that with very little work makes 700-800hp. You smoked the BEST!

Mad love to any brother that represents. Glad it was you sick!

Found this on the web :

OMG carabuser!! Now that's funny right tare I don't care who ya are!! LMFAO!!

Sick

Funny cause it's true!

Not to point out differences but the 14r retails here in Canada After taxes around 19900. My brothers States side, If I lived with you I would have owned a first gen and second gen! Welcome to Canada!

Well boys, it's not a REAL coupe but...there's one GSXR-1000 rider running around Tulsa tonight with some REALLY hurt feelings. HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA That's what he get's for being...STUPID!!! LMFAO. Sorry, he brought it on himself. There I was, riding along going west, watching the beautiful August sunset, almost teared up cause it was so beautiful. Some of Wolfy's poems ringing in my head, thinkin of Blast having such a good time on his trip, such a wonderful heartfelt moment.
THEN, my moment is broken by the sound of yoshimura pipes on freaking GSXR-1000!! You can just imagine the emotional pain he instantly brought upon me!! HORRIBLE!! Well, you can only imagine what flashed into my mind next!! It was like a chant. NATION, NATION, NATION, NATION. You know the call I'm talking about...put very simply...it's one that HAS to be answered, right??
Well, you already know the rest of the story, the only reason I said sorry up there was that, it was so freaking EASY I was almost ashamed of myself. Kinda like putting an NFL football player in a little league flag football game.

Sick

P.S. I had to come back and edit this post. After thinking about it, it could have been a 750. I KNOW it wasn't a 600. Either way same story! LOL

* Last updated by: sickninja on 8/24/2013 @ 10:54 PM *

Hell yeah brother!!!!

I hear that same call my man! I was out burnin tonight too! Funny thing is I was thinkin a wolf and you sic, nasty, hub, ya know, the boys! And I just rolled along way too fast and didn't have no drama, didn't even get to eat nobody. But I sure as shite burned it down! Put a clear screen on my shoei and left the high beams on! :)))

I hear the same call brother!!!

Mine goes a little something like!

NATION MUST REP, RECK and RISE another LITRE see's Destruction and DEMISE
Nation call, Nation song, another casualty to our 20 members strong
We're in Auz, the US, and Igloo Nation with chapter crests on our chests!
Corrupt the masses and globalize hooliganism is what we do best
One handed pulls, burns and carves, an appetite that eats bikes and lays scars
Rumble rumble, in the jungle, detonate my 6th gear summoning the inner RAMBO!
Laugh at you under the lid, demolish you after burners lit
Step on you, spit you out, stupid Sucka go home to mommy and pout
Dice you up, chop you up, matters not if your a civilian or cop
This patch I wear on my back, seethes and blisters to the throttle crack
Die now, I eat you with elation, shame on you 4 stepping to the nation

REP, RECK, RISE, I SEE DEFEAT IN YOUR EYES
REP, RECK, RISE, I decimate wolfman , C, Sick and Nasty cries

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 8/25/2013 @ 12:37 PM *

Coming back from work today a dropped and stretched Busa wanted to play on the interstate, roll on from 70mph I pulled so fast away from him I couldn't see him behind me a few miles down the road getting off on my exit... lol good day.

Fuck yeah EurAzn!!! Love that shit! LMFAO!

Wolf my bro, that cry echoes around in my helmet! :)))