You know what I'm doing right now Montana?
Educating.
Its 64F right now in the armpit AKA Pittsburgh and I just finished administering instruction.
To whom, you ask? Allow me to edify.
This area is infested with dodge (intentionally lowercase) trucks featuring diesel engines replete with smoke stacks. That, in and of itself, doesn't roust my ire. What does is when they camp out in the hammer lane thinking "they be all DAT".
Hence, the instruction.
The curriculum was as follows: the Ninjee pulls along side in the slow lane and barks via her R77s. The dodge responds with full throttle and black smoke. Ninjee answers with a half-throttle climb through the gearbox. After one mile the Ninjee slows down and asks for confirmation of "lesson learned". Ninjee receives a sour-puss from the dodge pilot.
The moral: a scant number of the population has been chosen to administer these lessons. The curriculum MUST continue to be disseminated amongst the lesser beings. The Ninjee has chosen you as its instrument.
Make ready your corporeal being to answer.
As James Earl Jones said, portraying the character Thulsa Doom, "And THAT is strength, boy! THAT is power! The strength and power of Ninjee!"
* Last updated by: hagrid on 1/12/2013 @ 3:42 PM *
Yoshis!! GO NINJEE!!!
Fat chicks at Wal-Mart: NOT RECOMMENDED