I appreciate the advice hub but in Texas its a felony to evade in a motor vehicle, and I have waaayyy to much to lose even at 22.
Hold on, Cowboy, I said I could out run most of the guys driving the patrol cars. I did not say to do it or that I would do it. They have kids or family, I have no clue. I've been guilty of sucking some guy following me downhill heading to the rock store. He had this Yoshi Z1 and he missed the turn, headed straight into a wall [right before the quick S's]. Hey, I though he could ride, what did I know? His buddy catches wind of it, thought he could do the same to me. He takes me on a road he knows. That was on some strange road I did not know about. Huge, high speed sweeper going up hill. So, I stayed with him. He had the HP on me, but I hung back there. He then tells me that I could ride, me on a stock 750, he with his highly built Yoshi CB750. At the time, I may have been a few years older than you are now.
In the back of my mind [with the 14], I can mess with these guys, but I would not cause them to be all stressed out on the ragged edge. They have enough problems with the public. But, I'd like to mess with that guy that has his diaper in a wad, he needs to slow you down? I played with a CHPee just yesterday. I do not run from the law. I make him follow my line, look in the rear view mirror and laugh he's all over the road.
If they stop me, it's always about speeding. They can't touch my bike it's too legal, so I don't want them to stop me for some fix-it ticket I have no time for, nor waste their time. So, hear me out. I did not say to run. I said I do not run and make things worse? For an engine rev, or double digit speed 15 miles over the speed limit? Gonna move those city fathers the fuck out of there with this bike shit they don't change that hook-it up law.
You change the laws so the cops can chase illegals and people not driving but an office on 4-wheels or a menu drive-in is drive-out-driving still.
Here is the deal; you take control of the stop. Act submissive. Calm the gal/guy down. He/she is the Alpha, so let h/im do their job. Now that you have them seeing you are not about to give them trouble, you talk yourself out of some slow speeding a few miles over as if this bike could not stop in time if you were running the speed limit; stupid cops don't see how safe this bike is. Say you were adjusting the idle for a brake check next time so you say this is a fast bike and made adjustments for safety... The weather changed direction, say.
Just pile that BS on and keep their interest, hope he gets a call for some accident. Hand him one of your doughnuts. Let him take your next cell call an shit. Someone crash already is get me out of this tick-tock-tick it.
* Last updated by: Hub on 4/26/2010 @ 10:31 AM *
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