On a whim I typed my name into google images and got a pic of my bike on the first page which is pretty good! My Boobs avatar got a notable third page placing.

If you've been around the forums with the same name for awhile give it a shot. It's amusing.

At Urban Dictionary I got this result:

1. EDGECRUSHER 18 up, 3 down

One of Fear Factory's greatest songs.
Edgecrusher might be the best track on the album.
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by Weapon Oct 28, 2003

2. EDGECRUSHER 12 up, 6 down

A state of impotence.
"Maybe the reason I have EDGECRUSHER is because you're a fat bitch."
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by Ponce DeLeon Feb 18, 2003

3. edgecrusher 5 up, 11 down

A classic internet l33t d00d, the Edgecrusher is the coolest guy of the whole internet
oh look the edge is here, he's so cool!
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by anonymous Feb 20, 2004

4. edgecrusher 1 up, 10 down

ITT you refuse to let shit go
unsat. unFUCKINGsat

If I take this personally it appears I have some fans and some ememies. Just the way I like it. lol

some friends and some enemas.

unfortunately, nothing much fun comes up for rook.

ROFL too funny.

Privateer.....

1) Ship and crew authorized by a nation or government to attack the ships of other, unfriendly nations.

Does this mean the Somali pirates are privateers? Does cause some musing on the issue....

2) Harley Davidson dealer

Crap, I'm a member of the wrong family

3) Boat maker

I'm sure THEY got the name from #1 above

So not much either.

Even funnier, google your own name. It is surely alot like Wesley in WANTED finding nothing when he googles his name prior to meeting Fox.

If I add enough search terms to my name, I can find the rec.motorcycles UUNET archive postings of my 1991 diary of my sport tour adventure in Holland, Belgium, and France (aka western Europe). Other than that, nothing.

Rook...

Borrowed from a Persian word meaning "Chariot", it is one of two pieces that sit opposite each other on a chess board.

In general, rooks are stronger than bishops or knights and are consequently considered about two pawns greater in value. Two rooks are generally considered to be worth slightly more than a queen. Winning a rook for a bishop or knight is referred to as winning the exchange. Rooks and queens are called heavy pieces or major pieces, as opposed to bishops and knights, which are called minor pieces.

LOL theres some Rook trivia for you...

SOLDIER

The Rook (Corvus frugilegus) is a member of the Corvidae family in the passerine order of birds.

urban dictionary.
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1. Rook 141 up, 59 down

A piercing of the upper outer ear cannal.
My rook is itching like crazy, but if I don't stop scratching, it may get infected.
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2. rook 85 up, 31 down

a derogatory term derived from the word "rookie"

n:
1: someone who is easily scammed or cheated out of money, usually involving drug deals.
2: A person that ruins or forgets something. Again usually drug related.
3. Anyone who buys a five sack.
4. Someone who doesn't know better, or is just ignorant.
i'm going to pinch a nug of this rook's herb because he doesn't know what a good ounce looks like.

zach is such a rook for forgeting to bring his lighter
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3. rook 48 up, 16 down

A piece in the game of Chess that resembles a tower. It moves foreward and backwards as well as sideways. It's considered the strongest piece in the game after the Queen. Each oponent starts out with two rooks, which stand in the corners in the initial position.
White Rook takes Black Knight in the e3 square.
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4. rook 46 up, 20 down

A shortened term of the word "rookie", a synonym to "noob". Meaning of no talent or knowledge of what they are doing.
That was a horrible play

WHAT ROOK!? DON'T QUESTION ME!?
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by strue14 Oct 23, 2007 share this add a video

5. Rook 43 up, 19 down

the way Scoobie Doo says 'look'
"Rook over there, Shaggie"

"Scooby, I'm so fucking high I don't know where I am, but I think I am currently shitting on Velma's face"

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6. rook 17 up, 4 down

hardcore piercing on the indide cartalage of the ear
i just got my rook pierced and it hurt like a bitch but im mad amped
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7. rook 33 up, 21 down

verb. meaning to con, cheat or generally f**k over.

also, to bugger or violently fuck.

e.g: he was an idiot. i cut his crack spot in half. basically, i rooked him.

or

e.g: i put him on the bed, spread his legs and rooked him.

LOL never thought about the SCOOBY reference lol

and boy some of that is just plain disturbing...

* Last updated by: Edgecrusher on 9/9/2011 @ 10:36 AM *

cooter
Most commonly associated with the friendly greese monkey character from the Dukes of Hazard. Now a slang term referring to the female sex organ.
Cooter
A Cooter is a " Gopher " Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle .
In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .
" Look over yander y'all , there's a Cooter going in that hole "
" Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " !
"yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " !
" Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter "
" Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "
Cooter
Little oasis between the leggs of a fine female, clean and well kept- the cooter is the king of the pussy slang because it doesnt oozzzze classlessness
and if you can find one to call your own you better eat it up- cuz the cooter changes aliances fast!
I have the cutest cooter! BoooHAHA
Cooter
A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.
Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy!"
Man: "MM da' gonn'it!"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Little oasis between the leggs of a fine female, clean and well kept- the cooter is the king of the pussy slang because it doesnt oozzzze classlessness

no, not at all.

and boy some of that is just plain disturbing...

Coots gets post of the year. I have to agree with Edge on this one. Man, he's punching a tight one there, ain'tea?

1. Toonces 40 thumbs up
The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
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2. toonces 22 up, 1 down
A cat who could drive a car. This is from a Saturday Night Live skit.
Toonces look out!!!
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3. toonces 25 up, 5 down
When you've got absolutely no fucking shot anyway - what the hell? - you may as well let a cat drive your car.
"But she's the hottest girl in school. And you're a pee wee. And have a shitload of acne. And halitosis. And barely weigh 100 pounds soaking wet."

"Yeah - I know it's toonces, but I still need a date to prom anyway."
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4. Toonces 5 up, 2 down
If while drinking with friends someone is not drinking as fast or as much as the rest of the party...instead of calling them a 'pussy' you call them a TOONCES!
Hey Toonces...finish your beer!
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5. Toonces 1 up, 2 down
Developer of Starport GE.

Probably the sexiest cat alive.
Muffin: Toonces, you're so sexy.

You've been muffled.