...do hayseeds everywhere take great pleasure in draining their engine oil all over the best back roads? They have to be doing it intentionally, I think they loosen their drain plug and drive until the engine quits. I followed one black, six inch wide trail for almost seven miles before he ran it out of oil and probably cratered his motor. You have to cross the trail twice on almost every corner, once going in and then again coming out and it takes me forever to trust that traction is still there in those turns. This kind of stuff drives me crazy!