"a new good topic to fight about."
1 Break in - 3800 miles between changes and not one drop of oil I hammer this bike gentle/rough but this time book break-in, not net burn out the rings and it never sealed even with 30k on the clock. Wanna fight about break-in? You'll so fucking lose. And anyone says they broke in their bike hard and no oil loss, shiiit, you did not beat shit out of it for 20miles straight go fuck yourself you book close enough gemme that shit!
2 oil - And fuck U2 again I mixed and mixed all kinds of brands and weights at the 600 mile now 12k, so go dump that shit on me is drain my leg on you, you fucking fire plug looking...!
3 hagrids one liners - I'm fucking waiting!!!
4 how to maintenance - Look in the fucking owners manual when you have that question is I have no clue is why this is reachable by hand is make you look stupid but your question isn't.
5 quarter mile times - The quicker picker upper, where get a line is bring out the pink, bet on 'The Hand,' slip him 25% of that bet I just fucking knew it so shut the fuck UP!
6 Nos spray vs boost - Big, huge wallets go spraying. Because in the end... Like he's shaking his head, yeah, and the needle pricks the skin, yeah, and you say meltdown dollars, and they are still too stupid to see it. If you can afford it, go for it. Pissing up a rope is a shoestring budget, get the fuck outta my face!
7 best mechanic - Joey Dunlop... JMO
8 hub's plastic member - What about bouncy balls wit the beard? He has no clue where the door is, sucks on his lower lip, bounces that wanger in the air as he walks and talks... "Meat Puppets!" I gotta thank Vic for that one. Too funny!
9 who hates whom disagrees with whom who is right - I'm winding you all up is to run the goof. The 'happening'... rare are those, but when they happen, look the ufkc out! I'm in tears laughing and I know a few of you are too, but I love that mirror finish if you get my gist.
10 my crappy poems - Or my crap pee poems... Haiku style.
The torque is like pork
When bacon meets the fryer.
A truth table toast.
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