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Created on: 10/26/12 05:31 PM

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hagrid


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Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:31 PM

I'm posting this shite in General 14 biznatch because I feel its intrinsic to 14s... not necessarily 14R.

My wiminz and I were on a date this evening and took separate vehicles... her in her venerable 4Runner and I on the Ninjee.

The date went swimingly... she's horny and I have exactly one Ninjee to pilot home.

Here's the juicy part... I... for the first time... turned OFF the traction control.

In a nutshell... that blue c*nt tried to shed me!

The godd*amn HIDs were illuminating the moon! I will stick with stock gearing, thank you very much.

BTW... I'm chubby. I mean fat! And I ride up front, on the tank. And that whore STILL reared and sniffed at the sky.


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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:33 PM

They wouldn't listen to me


That 'default' is there cortesy of Kawasaki.....nice little program iffin ya ask me!LOL!Glad ya kept er on the rubber side...she can be a handful under the right conditions!Ya just never know when yer gonna need that there KTRC.....


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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:36 PM

LMAO!!!



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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:37 PM

This IS friggin funny....eh Snuff?LMAO too!

One question here Hagrid Bro....were ya smilin when she talked shit to ya?(yer Ninjee that is)LOL!If it weren't for that KTRC...I'd have been on my back more than once...tell ya that.When she starts comin up...she's just startin to get into the torque curve....then....it's "katy bar the door' if ya know what I mean!


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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:42 PM

I just marvel at the grunt these Ninjees possess.

Its... earth shattering.

Suck one Busa!

Apologies Rook.

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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:44 PM

@Grn: she speaks little... stock mufflers.

But... the primary drive was SINGING. Only other time I heard that was from a supercharger.



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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:45 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!Awesome Hagrid...you ride like I do...load the front....unfortunately...it doesn't helpLOL!!!!


Supercharger...yep...very sweet.That's what I like about those stock pipes...they DO allow you to hear the music pretty clearly.I'll be leavin mine on as well.My 07 used to sing really nicely...my Grn Bird...even moreso.Now ya got me all worked up again thinkin about my new baby that's comin!


"In a nutshell... that blue c*nt tried to shed me!"....'aint it COOL'...as Travolta would sayLOL!


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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:57 PM

I'm with ya Montana. I'm thinking Yoshi slipons... quiet and stock map friendly.

I have little desire to disturb the balance I have as it stands now.

Even removal of the safety mode doesn't appeal to me after tonights escapade.



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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 5:58 PM

Ya....I gotta ask...how was the landing?LOL!Didn't know you could chop the throttle that fast...didja?LOL!

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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 6:02 PM

In all honesty... I probably didn't get past 60 degrees from horizontal... but it was right now!

Landing was moderate I would say. Had the presence to not chop the throttle.


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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 6:16 PM

First time mine popped up like that...KTRC 'on"...I had no idea WHEN or IF the bike would come down.My first landing wasn't so skilled..tell ya that.And I always wondered(later on)HOW three symmetrical dings(tiny)got right in the center of my beautiful Grn fender.Weird...till one day....taking the fairing off...it hit me..."these dings are RIGHT under the nose bolt!"....guess what?Yep...you guessed it.I tightened up the preload after that...just a smidgenLOL!

Ya might want to go and check on top of YOUR front fender there....


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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 6:45 PM

You meen when we went to Maryaland you had it ON.Damn.Try passing a gas truck on the inside of a turn in first then hit the gas.Crosses up like a dirt bike even on my old slow poor dog ass Ninge.Maybe it's that header and 16/43 gears he he.I was going to get a new one but I know I couldn't leave well enough alone.16/43 gears header and traction control always off.Now wouldn't that wake my heart up.Full tilt boogie.But I did let the front end down then hit it again.Glad you kept it under control.I'm 270 myself.
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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 7:07 PM

Yup. But even if it was off it wouldn't have changed anything Craig; we were rolling on the throttle at 90.



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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 7:32 PM

I have a date tomorrow with my Ninjee, lol If hurricane Sandy stay away for another day I am taking my Ninjee to Atco Raceway in New Jersey.

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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 7:45 PM

^^^^ Enjoy young man.



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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 9:42 PM

Suck one Busa!
Apologies Rook.

That's ok, hagrid. The 14r reigns supreme for now.



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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/26/12 10:33 PM

WHHHOOOOO DOGIE!!!!!!!!!



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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
10/27/12 12:01 AM

Know what you mean about wanting to point skyward. Im not one on riding on 1 wheel, its just not my thing. maybe Im scared, a P^$$Y? whatever. On my R1, I never liked it, and def didn't like sliding the rear tire. Had I grown up with dirtbikes, it might be different.

So - its been KTRC 2, Full power mode since I bought her. Im not ashamed. and it may have saved me last week.

my friend bought an 01 Fz1, decently fast (~125rwhp); but no 14r. We turned onto a long expressway ramp at the same time, I could tell he was going to "hit it" in 1st. I gave him the hit + Maybe a bike length, rolled it on HARD in 1st, popped 2nd when I was passin him and stayed in 2nd till the rev limiter. Where it may have saved me, is on the shift to 2nd. I grabbed a little clutch, which lofted the frt wheel; and when I was going by him - it was with the frt wheel 1-1.5 foot in the air. Stayed there till I let off at the top of 2nd, which is what? 110-115?

Funny thing is, he said he was looking in his mirrors to see how much of a jump I gave him and how much he was ahead. When he didn't see me, he was suprised I was whipping by on one wheel. lol. Probably ended up 3-3.5 bike lengths ahead by the time I slowed down. and it was gonna get UGLY from there, had we stayed in it.

just my fun for the day.

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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
11/06/12 4:57 PM

i dont have traction control and dont want it... i dig power wheelies.... and a little slide now and then.

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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
11/06/12 6:11 PM

No TC for me either.Like power wheelies.My bike tops out in first at 70 at 10200.Never banged it to second yet.
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RE: Attend your eyes motherf*ckers
11/06/12 6:44 PM

I'm not as brave as you fellas.

My ride home is a little side road (Johnson) that dumps onto a four lane highway (Rt 19).

Many is the time I've twisted to .75 throttle at mid lean with nothing but the TC to save my prodigious posterior. If its there, and I have the option to turn it off, then I'm happy.

I would say the same for ABS.

The computer made it possible for my dumb ass to enjoy this scooter without dying.



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