he's a poet
and now we know it.

http://www.bikeland.org/board/viewthread.php?FID=27&TID=73283&set_time=1376364518

Oh byeklan watt a joke
39 hits and not a one has yet spoke

How simple is that pimple on my ass
Squeeze out how simple that pimple piss ants have no class

We are talking about byekan last
A-A_A_A_A_A not so fast

I dialed in a 9.80 and out the ass was a 9.50
I laughed and laughed the stock map cleaned his pea sea, see?

No, eyes did ant think so is the blow it all
No, eyes said did ant you list ant to turdull

Eyes cap turd das watt ant wire is the fire
Clock ant squeal the tires did fire off that wire

Slow did my pee you see change is my map pass map
Did you rewire the fire then pass the hat cha ching HA la chang

Chang my crime I do not see the anal log shitting in the toilet la bowl
Once again the turd dull did speak is you found da leak is the bike came back to its own soul

Wolfman! Wow! That shit right there is epic. I cut and pasted the entire thread! :))) we are going to have to do that thing with the binding on the spine! ;)

Wolf throws the shit in the bowl
Tops it to the fuckin rim
These logs we are cramming here won't fit whole
Hub hits the flush and we wave bye bye to bikeland fags
And my gay fireman neighbor 'Jim'.

Hell low hell high, he's out again that wolf I do cry
Hell low hell low, it's him, it's him, get him or I'll die

Hello bitch you bitch of a bitch, what the fuck is your pitch
Hell low hell low, you dumbass dis patch I said he's heading for a ditch

Hello oh not you again would you hang up and go make a friend
Hell no I rather enter your life, your wife, kids and goodie two shoes

Hello that last line didn't rhyme and I now hear a crime
Hell low I gotta go, did you say crime or he's topped out in some gear chime

Hello get off the phone is a drunk might call and submit to a test
Hell no I won't go, let them aim for wolfee and do his best

Hello we know of him is like one slim jim
Hell low hell low I have a misconnection is dis push me off a cliff I can't swim?

Hello...hello.... Tic, dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did that pig just hang up???

These yellow bastards gather at the coffee shop talkin guns and smack,
Ya get em on the range and they talk coffee and wife back chat,
They roll mediocre, they walk mediocre, they talk retard, and they hope to catch the wolf???

Go ahead, try, put a hand on that man and the last thing you'll hear is CLICK CLACK poof.

* Last updated by: Cblast on 8/13/2013 @ 8:15 AM *

Too much?

Yeah, too much to the left and low. Yes, I'm going to say some... of them can't shoot a ding off a door. More practice, more practice! Not more donuts!

Hahahaha!! Buddy! That low left flyer has plagued my mind for fuckin years!!!!! I was so stoked about that group which on that day put me in a competition I wanted to badly be a part of. I made the score (group size was the determining factor), and I started shaking! :))) last shot went wild. Still think about it. :))

So does this mean ZX14NinjaForum.com will NOT be featuring a 25,000 page thread penned by the venerable Mr. Cliff Randall?

Will Bikeland continue its monopoly on the ZX14HT project?

Many people await thoughts and responses to Hagrid's questions. I for one am also curious! It's a "cliff hanger!"

Wolf whatever your drinking I want some

Hungarian pear palinka!

Damn, that took me about 45 minutes to stop laughing!!! I have never seen such train wreckery! :)))

Hot to the burn the glass does light
Smooth all day, in the morning or night

Cool do I lay my bottle out for the night
A temp that is 18 to 20C makes it smell just right

Plums, pears, apricots, applies, cherries, mulberries boiled just might
Bring the flavors to simmer, limmer, glimmer look at that sight

Bring the glass to the lips and tip it up to the ceiling so bright
This be the toast where I told you the place will soon look to be an empty sigh

Gone from the man sitting on bike and his project left forgotten
Ever walk past a bar and smell the patrons leave with zipper lowered left something wet and rotten

Sure you have is when you gotta go you gotta go no matter the month of may
I was in that pee session is zip pit tea due da move out the way

You know wear out dis is going knowing it ain't nice to piss on the neighbor's lawn
That is why I am gone from that place is piss on them and their lawn from dusk till dawn

All points bullet... Be on the lookout for "COTTON CANDY!!"

Green cotton candy!

:))) rofl! I am getting really to like the power in this girl. Have I ever mentioned that??? That the fing POWER is creating this deep obsession with off corner drive followed by monstrous eating of asphalt on the straights. Don't let up. Stay in that shit. I love torque. I love deep rumble sucky kgnarly intake HOUUUUUGHHHHHHHH as I grab all of 4th and hear that sweet sweet 5th singin to me. There was a question in my head the other day as to the exact MPH at the TOP OF 4th. I can say definitively that at redline in 4th my Priscilla does 150-153mph in 4th all out. That's a pretty fuckin fast 4th gear. I did it twice. I invite ANYONE with a stock geared R just like mine to go do it. IT'S AWESOME. OUR bikes at the top of fourth are quicker than pretty much every middleweight sport bike or below that you will ever run into. And you haven't even stabbed fifth. I am a little foggy about the EXACT MPH at the top of fifth cause I'm pretty focused at that point. We'll talk 6th more. :)))

Did you rewire the fire then pass the hat cha ching HA la chang

Yup, that's it right there.

Yellow is the color of busa's, and eggs on faces, and bellies, and back stripes on bikeland.

* Last updated by: Cblast on 8/14/2013 @ 12:11 AM *

"Here's a better one, if you're looking for a bike-specific place:

www.zx14ninjaforums.com

There was one wacko on there, but he got banned for going off on another member."

LOL! HUB, you're famous!

what did I miss.?

Really, when you think about it, there was some great talent there. From writing to wrenching, there was Muzzy there, RG, the LSR zx12 guy, or a Muzzy employee that was a big time contributor. There was someone-283 and his crazy cars that ran fast, but they'd get on his case, so he bailed. Brock was the only holdout as far as public abuse. He took it well. RG had no balls to stay and put up with it like very few would. I'm sure RG could hold his own, but maybe he kept a cleaner image bye bailing.

It got so bad, 'the hand' opened another website so they could continue the more tech side and not deal with the BS side of the site. I'd be in the hot-house or that off topic place and get on fish's case about being on the outside looking in at the damage occurring. But it fell on dead ears.

Beats me if you guys were laughing it up before the pond dried up, but I was having a ball. Since the idiot wouldn't listen (signed,) I began drilling more holes in that boat, I don't know how many times I keeled over, filled my glasses with tears: I hit the enter key.

* Last updated by: Hub on 8/14/2013 @ 7:58 AM *

Hahahahahahaha! That last little para should be inscribed on the back of BL's headstone.

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