KAK: Slow, WOT do you think?
cRAS SHEER: I like it. Can I take it for a ride, make sure she's...
KAK: ... Tell you WAD, you keep looking at that bike.
cRAS SHEER: Yeah, let me check it out more.
KAK: "(geeze is, wad if he wads this thing up, I'm holding the bag, he sues me saying the oil cap was not screwed on tight, even thought it's there capped over the clutch cover, not a leak. But about that loose screw behind the wheel?)"
cRAS SHEER: "(Last bike I tested, I sure hope he doesn't notice the gimp from dis morning's look-key-no thanks, just do this as a hobby.)"
KAK: I can give you a ride on it. That is about all the road testing and my word I have nothing to hide, I didn't make the bike in my backyard, so this is what you get for said price. You did your research, right?
cRAS SHEER: Yes I did. I brought cash. How about you count this out. I'll wait till you see it's all there. I am the real deal, don't let me get away.
KAK: I hear ya. After selling the rotations for decades, I usually do not let the first guy go. He comes all the way with cash and meets my offer, he counter offers, yeah, I get it.
cRAS SHEER: Well, you said OBO, you better have piece of mind we both made out, or take the loss, chalk it up to experience and move on.
KAK: Yeah, so the only way I play is pay me for the ride... YOu bring it back smoking, choking, sounding funny, or bring this camera with you, don't shut it off so we both know, it's yours now buddy!
cRAS SHEER: Sounds fair to me, you are insured right?
KAK: Ah no, I called and canceled the policy. Since you are interested in the bike, a canceled policy, you look in shock a little or recovering from... I don't want to know about your ripped, bloody jeans, you come dressed to ride s bike I see.
cRAS SHEER: Look, I might as well sign the bill of sale/clear title. The bike looks exactly as your stated in your ad. Let me sign the liability of release too. Here is your money. I really don't need to ride it as you were honest in your description... Caveat emptor is the buyer!
NO RIDES! You are not some dealer with a huge liability policy covering that one idiot that may or may not happen to crash it/sue/ect. The price is too small and at the same time, too big. Trust no one! Times have changed in other words.
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