Dont worry you are still faster than me!....
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For now!!! Muhahahahaha!
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Created on: 03/05/14 04:11 PM
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Fazer
Location: Teranna
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Wolfman
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t
03/05/14 5:52 PM
Drunk men should not write poetry.
You know Jon it's not about who's faster. I've just realized that since I got the 14 all that I have experienced is conflict. When I rode an r1 or the smaller displacement bikes there was no bullshit posturing and hating it was just a man on a bike. With the 14 I've lost friends, gotten into fights, had assholes in the industry take me for a ride. I hate to say it but since the 14 all I have experienced is chest puffing conflict. So maybe it's time for a small bike that no one gives a shit about or hates on. Really I am wallup drunk and i0m sure tomorrow I'll be like WTFWT?
hagrid
Location: pittsburgh
Joined: 02/16/12
Posts: 2212
RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/05/14 6:05 PM
Hey mang.
It's not the scooter. You are constantly looking at the neighboring paddock and making comparisons. Cant do that bud.
You have to be happy with the scooter you bought... and be happy with yourself. PERIOD. <--- thanx Maverick!
Youre far enough along now to understand Wolfman needs the approval of one person: Wolfman. Folks with turbos and supercharges talking how they have your shit dialed in... theyre always gonna be there. BUT, they cant touch Wolfman if hes centered and "feet on the ground".
None of us here can determine your value in the universe; you alone have that honor. Flush out your headgear and get with the program like the rest of us riders.
Rook
Joined: 03/28/09
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Fazer
Location: Teranna
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sickninja
Location: Oklahoma
Joined: 11/02/12
Posts: 289
RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/05/14 6:18 PM
Hey Wolfy,
It's kinda like this:
One night I was in a bar watching a band play, there was this HOT gal on the dance floor dirty dancing and kept looking at me. The band took a break and the singer walked over to me and said "That would be the best piece of ass you've ever had!". I stood up, turned around, looked him straight in the eyes and said "Pardon the fuck out of me but I'M the best piece of ass I'VE ever had pal!". Now don't get me wrong, I'd have been MORE than happy to give her a shot at the title, but, I can GUARANTEE you one thing...she'd a sure had her work cut out for her!! LMFAO!!!
Then on the OTHER hand, I entered a biggest dick contest one night and got to feelin like you are. I got over it the next time I had sex with myself though!!! hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!
Mad love Wolfy
Sick
Bobby914
Location: Chester, VA
Joined: 04/19/13
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Wolfman
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RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/05/14 6:22 PM
Hagrid you floor me! On some posts your funny as hell on others your a shit disturber and just when I think I have you figured out you post an insightful existential comment that just promotes clarity. Righteous man, thank u!
Rook and Jon, I do have cabin fever, yes I am drunk and no I will not sell. But seriously the 14r does provoke a great deal of..."hate"
hagrid
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Wolfman
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Wolfman
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Cblast
Location: Pac Nor
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carabuser
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RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/05/14 7:35 PM
Hell with them haters wolf ! You don't need to hastle with them, you know and we know that we have one of the top bikes around, people that haven't ridden one, are usually the ones that are shooting off their sorry ass mouths ..
Just wait until the riding season is there, you will probably feel a lot better, I know what you mean though,
I was riding down the freeway today, and here we go again, some asshole in a vette has to start a pissing contest, people always messing with you .....
Well as AC/DC said, "have a drink on me" ha ha. Cheers brother, have a good one ....
Wolfman
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Posts: 6714
Grn14
Location: Montana
Joined: 02/25/09
Posts: 15511
RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/05/14 9:17 PM
God don't need to prove Himself...he already KNOWS he's all that.Same with yer 14R my bro Wolf....you KNOW she's the baddest out there....relax...have another shot...and go and gaze at the greatest street bike going;)YOUR streetbike...she's all that and then some.....trust me...I know...
johnnyo
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Joined: 04/16/13
Posts: 186
Blkcasper
Location: California
Joined: 10/28/12
Posts: 766
RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/05/14 11:25 PM
Ha ha man u just got cabin fever. But I know you struggle. Here's a pick of my best buddies bikes and a pick of mine. Whenever we get together there's chest pumping, money on the table, Rofl, even talk of just running for the front wheel so the loser needed a ride home. His bikes got a layout in super street bike magazine. Whenever we roll up somewhere there's always some one that wants to run or talk smak. But no one steps up..rofl. neither one is close to being stock. And yes the zx10 will keep up. Just wait until warm weather hits and you can play with ya girl. Drink on and be at peace man. Life is good
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Hub
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RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/05/14 11:50 PM
The doors swung widely
So wide, we turned to hear a new creak at the hinges
Then, the rest of him walked in
We turned back around in our seats, yes, it was himhedue
We knew he was about dew to roll into town
He with his big fat dripping wet (expletive deleted)
"Sure wish I was looking that way," she said
But her head was under the table and Fred's face looked like (expletive deleted)
He took the table over at the corner
The waitress tripped over his (expletive deleted) and asked him to drag it under the table so as to have free access to the kitchen, plus something about a clear exit upon a fire
You could tell how the other men adjusted themselves
Looking down was a dead giveaway
Anyway, she trips over it again bringing out his meal
She then said, happy to see me or was that (expletive deleted)???
Then every man in the room began adjusting their (expletive deleted's)
Trying to get the waitress's attention
She tells the stranger that there is a dick contest later on tonight
I think you might have a chance, she said
He said, where did you get that idea
And she said, it was what you rode up on
By the way, were is your passenger friend?
I couldn't get all the air out of that doll I just bought so I stuffed it down my trousers. What time is the Dick Cough Contest?
Wolfman
Joined: 03/29/13
Posts: 6714
RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/06/14 3:29 AM
Green. I went to the garage, I gazed and yes, you're right, like the 12th wonder of the world she is the greatest!!!
Johnny thanks man, tis the season to smash throttle and soon...
Blk I like you boys rides, but I prefer your stable man. I hear yah, all unhappiness is brought by comparison. Someone in the world has less than you and is completely happy!
PS no hang over, slept like a stone, and was in wonderment about the poem (Shitty ass poem as Fazer would say) I wrote last night. It was great. Getting blasted last night felt like you guys were all there slinging drinks with me.
Pss all that was needed was a sexy red head!
Wolfman
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Posts: 6714
Wolfman
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RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/06/14 3:40 AM
Peek through the clouds, gold crowns and shrouds, the 14 rules, bow yoself down
Scooter she's not, wild and sought, by the mongol hord, the wallet have nots.
The green 14 haunts my dreams, pushes to the edge and blasts the Toronto scene
As much as she brings, pain and strain, shoots she does like euphoric blasts, through my veins
The 14 she is one hell of a bike, eats she does all contenders with clout, no doubt!
Mass appeal, drunken zeal, the 14's on top and hits my cherry spot, she da bomb, the real deal!
Sell her Hmmmm, no fricken way, bomb from the sun, get the fuck out the way
Like a hot mom, she's worth all the stress, bills will be paid, on those fine assets.
For she my babe, women and lath, chisel we will the streets golden haze
Behold all, the 14 is mad tall, pedestal creeps prepare for your fall!
Wolfman
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Rook
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RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/06/14 5:32 AM
I entered a biggest dick contest one night and got to feelin like you are. I got over it the next time I had sex with myself though!!! hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!
Cblast
Location: Pac Nor
Joined: 03/31/13
Posts: 3507
RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/06/14 7:50 AM
Glad ur doing okay this morning bro!
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carabuser
Joined: 09/05/12
Posts: 1731
RE: confessions of a drunk man te
03/06/14 9:27 AM
Wolfman said :
"Cara can u bring the red head next time?"
I Wish !!! Good news though, she's a fellow Canadian !!!!
Bianca Stéphanie Beauchamp (born 14 October 1977) is a Canadian fetish and adult model, known for her glamour, erotic[2] and latex modelling.
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