Watch your speed!

Dutchy

Joined: 07/31/13

Posts: 130

Watch your speed!
10/23/13 1:59 AM

There are no stranger's on motorcycles. Just people we have not met yet!

If you want to be a big dog then you have to piss on big trees!

2012 ZX14R
Black
Two Brother shortened carbon cans.
Pazzo levers.
Oxford heated grips.
Bagster tank cover and back.
Powerbronze CF heal guards.
Powerbronze Hugger.
Powerbronze Front fender extender.
Powerbronze Headlight protectors.
Givi rack & top box.
Kawasaki seat cowl.
Seat sheep skin cover.
Trottle lock.
Dark screen.
Genmar risers.
Mustard tidy tail.
Scott oiler.

Kawasaki Z1502-6
Black.
Roewerpower big bore kit.
Roewerpower Air ram fuel tank tunnels.
Roewerpower custom swinging arm assembly.
Roewerpower paint.
Gpz fairing.
Engine bars.
Aircraft type fuel cap.
Spot lights.
Two Brothers carbon cans.
Givi rack & top box.
Bagster tank cover and bag.
Tidy tail.
Oxford heated grips.
Trottle lock.
White power front fork springs.
Kawasaki dark screen.
Nissin twin sopt brake calipers and braided lines.
Olhin shock's.
White power front springs.

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Wolfman

Joined: 03/29/13

Posts: 6714

RE: Watch your speed!
10/23/13 4:14 AM

A cop stated to a speeder, "I've been waiting for you all day!". To which the speeding operator replied, "I tried to get here as quick as I could!"

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Rook

Joined: 03/28/09

Posts: 21238

RE: Watch your speed!
10/23/13 4:48 AM

08 MIDNIGHT SAPPHIRE BLUE ZX-14 Now Deceased, will be resurected 2024 ZX-14R bran friggin NEW!

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Danno

Location:

Southwestern Illinois

Joined: 12/18/11

Posts: 2142

RE: Watch your speed!
10/23/13 6:20 AM

A cop pulls a motorcycle rider over for speeding. He asks the rider, "Why were you going so fast? What's the rush?" The rider replies, "I thought I was running out of gas and I wanted to get to the station before I did."

'07 CPB Blue; ZGST windscreen with MRA X-screen adjustable spoiler, tube bar adaptor, PC III, ATRE,BMC air filter, modified stock seat with 2nd Look cover,Scorpion Flame Ti slip-ons, Galfer rotors front and rear, braided-stainless lines, C-F 10R front fender, C-F hugger, C-F inner fairing panels, painted foreman's fins with faux C-F inlay, polished rim lips wired for heated gear and accessories, Givi V35 side bags and E41 topcase with SW-Motech qd mounts

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06BlueZX14

Location: SoCal

Joined: 04/02/09

Posts: 258

RE: Watch your speed!
10/23/13 8:40 AM

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

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Rules are rules and I'm ok with that as a member of civilization. We play the odds and manage the risks. If you get caught there is no reason to get mad or think badly of police.

More than once I've been pulled over.........actually pulled over myself and waited for 'em twice.....and found the cop just a regular guy....nice even. It is the offenders bad attitude that makes for trouble.

One cop looked at my R1 and said "you coulda left me on that thing" I said "Yeah - I could, but it's not the right thing to do.".....he said I could leave.

2007 Kawasaki ZX-14
2006 Kawasaki ZX-14
2005 Yamaha Vmax
2005 Yamaha R1
2003 Kawasaki EX250
1992 Yamaha FZR
1986 Yamaha Radian
1986 Yamaha Vmax
1978 Honda Gold Wing

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omega2k

Location: Dayton Ohio

Joined: 10/11/12

Posts: 572

RE: Watch your speed!
10/23/13 9:33 AM

LOl those were all great...

I have a real one for you though... *I* got pulled over earlier this year and the Cop asks "Is it fast", and before I could stop myself I said "obviously"

2012 ZX14r / 2002 VTX 1800c
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Intelligence Has a Price...
I Sure Wish Everyone Could Afford It.
-ME

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06BlueZX14

Location: SoCal

Joined: 04/02/09

Posts: 258

RE: Watch your speed!
10/23/13 10:19 AM

I know a guy that was doing 30 in a mall parking lot.........got hit for 3X the limit Was pretty damn expensive.

I could understand it if it were 150 in a 50, but.........10 X 3.......that's crazy.

I knew I wouldn't win, but on my Vmax I went up to about 140 right behind a sports bike..........the the motocop blew past me and pulled him over........I got off 2 exits down...........if you've been on a Vmax you know you can't stop in time for one exit

2007 Kawasaki ZX-14
2006 Kawasaki ZX-14
2005 Yamaha Vmax
2005 Yamaha R1
2003 Kawasaki EX250
1992 Yamaha FZR
1986 Yamaha Radian
1986 Yamaha Vmax
1978 Honda Gold Wing

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Sharkey

Location:

Grass Valley, CA

Joined: 04/30/09

Posts: 465

RE: Watch your speed!
10/23/13 8:10 PM

You have to drag your feet. Says so in the manual!

008 ZX14R Ninja ... Midnight saphire blue with custom lightning bolt paint job, Kenny Rodgers KRTuned mufflers, Corbin custom seat, Marchesini wheels, Dunlop Qualifiers, Dyno Jet PCIII, custom FAICS map, Dyno Jet Ignition Module, K&N Air Filter, Supersprox 44 tooth sprocket, Zephyr 16 front sprocket, EK chain, TRE008, MRA windscreen, Race Railz frame sliders, Sato Racing axle sliders, ST Machine brake & clutch levers, Engine Ice coolant, Muzzy aluminum fan, ceramic coated headers and midpipes (cat removed), Vortex Rear Sets , Pro Comp Stearing Damper, Pro Grip Gel handgrips, Gen Mar clip on risers, Dowco tank bag, and a Rumble fender eliminator.
Removed GPS.

2005 Harley Davidson Dyna Low Rider, 1442 CI fuel injected, 65 HP, lots of chrome with 24K gold overlay detailing. Sure is pretty!

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mebgardner

Location: Tucson, AZ

Joined: 05/08/12

Posts: 738

RE: Watch your speed!
10/30/13 1:56 PM

I *love* this place!

2012 Blue ZX-14R, Cox rad guard, Skene Design P3 Lighting, Knight Design 1" lowering pegs, Grip Puppies, BrakeAway, Cortech Sport tailbag, GSG MotoTech Frame sliders, Stebel Compact horn.

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Wolfman

Joined: 03/29/13

Posts: 6714

RE: Watch your speed!
10/30/13 3:09 PM

VMax! That's one badass bike!

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Bobby914

Location: Chester, VA

Joined: 04/19/13

Posts: 1859

RE: Watch your speed!
10/31/13 5:58 AM

Goes like mad but stops like s#$%

Full Muzzy, flies out,K&N, black wind screen, pc3, pm wheels, blue led gauges and lights, scorpip alarm, roaring toyz kickstand and lowering links, tinted turn sigs.

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06BlueZX14

Location: SoCal

Joined: 04/02/09

Posts: 258

RE: Watch your speed!
10/31/13 12:54 PM

When I'd cruise the HD guys would marvel at my smoking the max tire around corners.

2007 Kawasaki ZX-14
2006 Kawasaki ZX-14
2005 Yamaha Vmax
2005 Yamaha R1
2003 Kawasaki EX250
1992 Yamaha FZR
1986 Yamaha Radian
1986 Yamaha Vmax
1978 Honda Gold Wing

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