Man Awarded $7 Million After Motorcycle Accident Shortens Penis 2 Inches

A man in California is $7 million richer today. The big payday, however, comes at a big price. Matthew Wall lost two inches of his penis during a motorcycle accident in 2007.

Scoop San Diego reports that Wall was riding his Harley Davidson to a naval base in San Diego when a shuttle from the Rancho Auto Group cut him off. Wall crashed into the side of the van, fracturing his pubic ramus bone and crushing his penis. Wall suffered nerve and artery damage to his penis and required Wall to have reconstructive surgery.

In the end, Wall lost 1.5 inches to his penis.

Wall sued the Rancho Auto Group and was awarded $7,553,000 for his pain, medical bills, loss of income, and embarrassment. The hefty sum was bolstered by the fact that Pedro Flores Miramontes, who was driving the shuttle at the time, was not a U.S. citizen and was driving on an expired license. It was also revealed that Rancho Auto Group did not provide training to Miramontes.

Matthew Wall's injury, consequential lawsuit, and $7.5 million payday begs the question:

Would you sacrifice 2 inches of your penis to be a millionaire?

If I lost 2 in I would look like I had a clit......................

Not all injuries suffered by military men are visible while dressed.

I wonder if there was any attempt by the defense to establish that less than 2 inches was lost?

I am the pissea cut shun, for pee drove, seen your went sense. Year honor, I pee testhis this inch is!

Wort fo you have to say, depends, I mean, defense.

Year honor, hisnowsignature will be 4 inch is short tear. The loopee diddy loop, when he swings the noodle...

... Enough defense, how about pissing up a rope for 7 mill?

Wort say ye, Piss she cute shun?

My wife would miss the 2" more than me. Since my wife and I have been together for almost 30 years, It doesn't get much recreation anyway.

* Last updated by: alg8er on 1/19/2012 @ 12:23 AM *

I'm not shure I think id rather loose a nut let me sleep on it

I'd hav ta say...yes.Could do a lot of good w/7 mil.

Hell yeah !!

Since my wife and I have been together for almost 30 years, It doesn't get much recreation anyway.

The loss of length wouldn't be nearly as bad as having it crushed and surgically repaired.

I would become like the 6 million dollar man: we can make him bigger, better, stronger much faster...give me the bionics

I could easily lose two inches...no prob.Long as they didn't touch my girth..."girth of a Bud can"...that's what they used to tell me."girth of a Budcan and Head like a Washington Red".

I asked my wife and she said get the tape measure so after a quick mouth hug she measured it 8 5/16” so if I lost 2” it brings me down to 6 5/16” and she said I can make that work so yes 2” of my penis is worth that much money!!!!

LMAO!... Great answers!

Question though, how has this thread lasted this long without a Harley joke?

Your Honor I used to be a 10 but now I am just an 8 1/2................

If I lost 2 in I would look like I had a clit......................

7 mills that's a lot of dough, as long as it remains operational... Bring the knife and a bottle of whiskey.

* Last updated by: dragking on 1/21/2012 @ 6:34 PM *

I'm not so sure anymore, I wanna take that back.... I love my penis lol

* Last updated by: dragking on 1/21/2012 @ 11:54 PM *

I'm not so sure anymore, I wanna take that bike.... I love my penis lol

Shoulda slept on it.

LMAO... Plus I don't think they would reconstruct a head, so imagine a head-less penis bwahahhahahah you ain't getting laid LOL It'd look AND feel funny. Enjoy the money fellows ask me again when I'm like 65.
Women don't like amputated penises

If you got 7 mil, that make the wiminz a whole lot happier than any # of " you got down below.

The law of the jungle. it has a lot less to do with our wieners than we like to think.