Offensive to garbanzo beans?

Anyone know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

No one has ever paid to have a garbanzo bean on them.

A friend of mine texted me that his Thai girlfriend said that a small penis should not be a problem if the couple was actually in love. He said he guesses that's true, but he wishes she didn't have one at all.

^ Offensive to trannys ... and I was gonna say not racist, butt since the word "Thai" is mentioned it might be dangerously close to racism

Nationwide campaign to ban the word RACIST. Why not I say, they had a campaign to ban the word BOSSY. All we need is some bald headed middle aged white guys who's life was ruined by racist allegations. Sympathy will come streaming from all directions. Oh wait, never mind.

Mr. Straponator, I don't understand your Kimbo joke.

* Last updated by: knovikov on 1/17/2018 @ 9:11 PM *

"Racist" is a meaningless term anymore, since even a hint of antipathy or micro disrespect for a "person of color" or any thing or condition associated with them will earn a racist label. And it can be deed, word, look or perceived thought that gets one so labelled.

And Mad, your "theory" (whatever it is because you never laid it out and proved it) is not a theory because a theory can be proven by fact(s). What you have there is your opinion.

bumpfart, your opinion of me mean less than nothing.
To the rest, I stand by my comments.

Mad

"NOT racist:

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg"..bigoted...lol.but definitely not racist! .

If I were a liberal sensitive to many of the jokes in this forum, I wouldn't waste my time reading them. Perhaps that is way too logical!

A chime ha man, aah chooo, a moose lame, an eye tail yawn, all entered into a politically correct bar at once...

The weightear said, 'Wait here for the punch line.'

Is it morally justified to be offended by joke you dont comprehend. But just to be safe, I find the joke racist.

In order to keep this humor thread popping we need certain criteria met:

1. Grn needs to lose his sobriety and lose his H2 in a whymsical bar bet involving a stripper and some darts. Rook will console Grn by telling him he made a good decision.
2. After hacking his once beautiful ZX14R to rolling pile of uniqueness, Hub decides to put his 25lb brain to use by making a love doll.
3. Islandninja takes pictures with zx14 in tidy whitey and makes it look casual.
4. Hag takes a progress pic of himself 'slimming down' and his dog is not impressed. However, Yanni blows up the pic and sneaks it into bathroom when wife not around.
5. Kofla marches on Trump tower in his spring offensive and gets mugged by the pussyhat bandits.
6. Bean comes back to the forum and politely asks if he can be excused to use bathroom.
7. Rook sells the.most neglected bike in the.world - his Busa.
8. Another tire pressure thread.

Hey, how come Maddevill and Bumpfire don't get a mention as they provide some of the best entertainment going around???

Knov is purty darn sharp!lol.

Honestly, I think Bumpfire got a raw deal from Mad when he wished a merry xmas and got no response at all. Next thing you know, Bump is spitting some raw truth at Mad and gets called a Bumfart for his efforts - no respect!

"Grn needs to lose his sobriety"...not today!lol.But the whimsical bet sounds like somethin I'd do...drinking.No thanks!;)

Grn, now that you have house to yourself, designate one of rooms to growing ganja. Get a medical card stating you have a debilitating disease - alcoholism. Look at what booze has done in your life - speeding tickets, dui, fist fights, toxic masculinity.

With weed flowing through your brain, you'll be lucky to keep up with the speed limit. Just be prepared to put on a few pounds.

lol.That'd be a great idea,if it wasn't for JAIL.Haven't smoked Ganja for shit,30 years.Don't think I want to now.I'd start that,I start drinking.No two ways about it.Can't go there today;)

So lets see, no booze, no weed, no tobacco, no children, no wife, retired, money to burn, out in the middle of nowhere in winter. I say get an RV toyhauler and get out of dodge. How many more years you got to enjoy life before daily diaper changes become the norm.

Who the hell are they to suspend your license, suspend your life. Be a rebel at least once.

"Who the hell are they to suspend your license, suspend your life. Be a rebel at least once."...lol."They" are the people that decide to give it back;)I already played the rebel...got stopped and ticketed for no license.That's why I have to wait this final time.(Could have gotten it back in January if I'd have behaved).(Last January).Now I just polish and repolish and repolish my H2...waiting for the day when the rebel strikes once again;)WTH..I've learned how to wait.The store's within close walking distance.I'm okay.But I appreciate your options!Thanks Knov!

"How many more years you got to enjoy life before daily diaper changes become the norm".I'm trusting a LOOOONG way off.I already asked God to take me before I get senile.Interesting life gotta say that.Got lots of ride videos to keep me focused on what's REALLY important...and a few good friends...sa'll cool.

* Last updated by: Grn14 on 1/21/2018 @ 8:56 AM *

When its time to die, be a man and pick the way you leave. When you turned your back on weed you turned your back on God. When you dont have wallet on you, you pull the velcro license plate off and turn up the juice. I realize it wont work where you live.

* Last updated by: knovikov on 1/21/2018 @ 9:22 AM *

"When you turned your back on weed you turned your back on God"..kinda silly remark there,doncha think?I don't want to feel 'different'.I'm okay with how I feel.And I trust the living God.....Same thing with alcohol.Same deal.He made both.I just don't want it.

What the hell happened to Barber Shop Humor?

Dave

I hate to break the news so publicly, but God just doesn't have time to pay attention to the endless requests submitted by humanoids. God is busy with things that matter, like making retardos feel special by making butterflies land on their heads or making welfare mom pop out another miracle.
When someone goes senile, do they really know? By that time there will be a meriad of health problems and opiates will be your best friend.

lol...maybe.

Stay clean, Grn. That's no joke. Don't be tempted by anything.

Yep.Life's good.