we could probably destroy this thread easily with "yes, dear" stories.
so what the ehll, why not, eh?
Her: "the garbage disposal is making a bad noise".
Me: "hmmm. let me look"
Her: "it's been making this noise for a week now, every time I use it"
Me: "oh." (on the inside: Good God, woman why didn't you turn the damn thing off the FIRST time it made the noise and tell me THEN??@!?!?!?!?)
Her: "I forgot"
Me: Looking under the sink: "holy crap, it's leaking all over the inside of the new cabinets!!!!"
Her: "oh."
Me: Digging under sink, find the plastic (love that crap) drainpipe disconnected.
Me: "WTF?"
Her: "I took it loose so I could look inside the disposal but couldn't get far enough under the sink."
Me: "WTF? why didn't you use a flashlight and look down from the top?"
Her: "I didn't think I could see anything"
Me: "why didn't you put the drainpipe back?"
Her: "I forgot"
Me: "WTF!!!?!?!"
Her: "I'm sorry"
Me: digging further under the sink, find bottom of new cabinets have turned to wood pulp from a week of sitting in water.
Me: "W-T-F?" (icily)
Her: "I noticed the carpet was wet but I thought it was the dog."
Me: "WTF?!" (are you noticing a theme here?)
Her: "I asked the dogs but they said they didn't do anything there."
Me: "WTF?"
Her: "So I just let it dry"
Me: "WTF!!!!?!?!"
...and we'll draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene...
there's a VERY good reason that the garage and my tools are strictly off limits. ask me why sometime.
Even tho I'm going turbo on the 14, I'm still going to miss the ultra smooth, tire churning crazy (but extremely usable) power Ivans set-up gave me. I wish he did turbo's lol.
